excerpt from the screenplay, Shaws (2018)
Quint: [seeing Paddy's Astrovan] What are you? Some kind of half-assed astronaut? [examining the van] Quint: Jesus H Christ, when I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage? Paddy: Anti-Shark van. Quint: Anti-shark van. You go inside the van? [Paddy nods] Quint: Van goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark. [sings] Quint: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of... [Paddy interrupts Quint] Paddy: Shaddup. Quint: What's that? Paddy: I said you talk too much. Quint: Why don't you make me shut up. [2 hour fight scene ensues]







