#offenderman

[nenavistnikleta]

[sm-baby]

On my creepypasta shit again

Offendorman needs a MAJOR change

Instead of being a weirdo fucking pedophile, he is instead siren esc relative of slenderman, who lures people in with a rose... Most people will find him handsome, and he will proceed to have sex with them, THE "THEM" BEING PEOPLE OF AGE. The catch here is that its a representation of an unhealthy power dynamic between a person of power and someone more naive. WHICH IS STILL BAD!!

Those 17 and below, offendorman will instead be a bad influence. He will encourage them to smoke, and drink, do drugs, and all... The devil on your shoulder.

[maggotfurby]

CC looks so nervous around Offendy, ngl. 😆 also great chapter! ❤️ can't wait for more in the future!

[witchzcvm]

I fear I will be touched

[fandom-random-help]

Thinking back on my middle school Creepypasta phase, and I have SO MANY QUESTIONS!

- Why was the headcannon for Jeff the Killer just him being a jerk?

- What started the whole "Ticci Toby likes waffles" bit?

- Furthermore, why was it that both Masky and Hoodie (primarily Masky) were obsessed with cheesecake? Like why?

- Where did Offenderman come from? And why were kids (CHILDREN!) shipping their OC's with him?

- How did we get the Jeff the Killer and Eyeless Jack bromance? Seriously? Who started that?

- Why hasn't anyone tried rewriting classic creepypastas? If Jeff the Killer got a 2016 revamp, why didn't some others get it?

- I personally wished someone would rewrite Clockwork: Your Time Is Up, but that's just me. The original wasn't cohesive and relied on poor shock value.

- Sonic.exe? That's it, that's the question.

- Yes I did the Bad Creepypasta reading drinking game of Sonic.exe. No, I don't regret it.

- Why did everyone and their mother make a "(blank) the Killer" OC? Why would you base your OC off of Jeff of all Pastas.

- I never understood how, out of all the "Blank" the killer OCs, Nina was the more popular one.

- Why did Jane the Killer get thrown into the mix?

- Why did Jeff's brother (Homicidal Liu) survive the knife attack?

- Who is Zalgo and why do I remember a whole war between him and Slenderman?

- Why was Laughing Jack so violent? Seriously?

- Whose idea was it to create Laughing Jill? Where did she come from? Where did she go? Where did she come from Cotten-eyed Joe?

I will probably have more questions as time goes on, but this was a start.

[andahmer]

Мини-карточки с основными персонажами для моей новеллы

Mini-cards with the main characters for my novel

[acecardexe]

Honestly guys, why are we still romanticizing Offenderman?

[planshe1807]

⦻ Text version below. (Or suggest your funny dialogue in the comments lol)

‌‌✦ The second picture is already 1 year and 2 months old. Yeah, this is a continuation (or rather, a prequel) of the old "plot sketches"! I like to build questions into some logical chains. It's hard to keep one line going continuously, but it's fun to touch on one or the other sometimes.

Q: What is the distance from navel to the end of p-? Purely a scientific interest. / Is it even possible to have sex with you? Well, that’s just for scientific interest.

Q: What if the victim gives Off a rose instead of being given one by him?