#cougar problems

[sian22redux]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 5/5 Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien Rating: General Audiences Relationships: Éowyn/Faramir (Son of Denethor II) Characters: Elboron (Tolkien), Éowyn (Tolkien), Faramir (Son of Denethor II), Mablung of Gondor, Theomund of Ithilien, Elfwine (Tolkien)

Mablung's Second Ithilien Ranger company encounters an unexpected menace that new Lieutenant Elboron must face. What threatens the good people of north Ithilien? It takes the Prince and the White Lady to sort the puzzle out.

Chapter 5 and epilogue:  A last nefarious ‘theft’ is foiled and young Elboron finds his life is about to change again.  It helps to have a mother and Queen in collusion.

[yelich-and-martinis]

Currently in my DMs: Boy I hooked up with a few times between 2012-2015 or so. He was 19 at the time. His avatar pic is him and his kid.

This should be interesting.

[yelich-and-martinis]

10pm Facebook: Boy posts about night out with his wife. "My partner and my best friend."

1am Insta DMs: "Could I see you in a see-thru bikini? The one where you aren't wearing anything, lol."

[sian22redux]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/4 Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Éowyn/Faramir (Son of Denethor II) Characters: Elboron (Tolkien), Éowyn (Tolkien), Faramir (Son of Denethor II), Mablung of Gondor Additional Tags: Fourth Age, Elboron's first commission, Rangers of Ithilien - Freeform, Keeping the Peace, Faramir's eyes, Eowyn's colouring, A devastating combination, crackfic, Boromir's mouth, Who can blame the ladies of the village, Mablung is resigned, Printing presses can be a blessing and a curse Summary:

Mablung's Second Ithilien Ranger company encounters an unexpected menace that new Lieutenant Elboron must face. What threatens the good people of north Ithilien? It takes the Prince and the White Lady to sort the puzzle out.

Chapter 3:   Elboron deals with three new equally perplexing mysteries: an orc, another theft of petticoats, and the sudden urge for young women of the village to need rescuing....

[sian22redux]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 2/4 Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Éowyn/Faramir (Son of Denethor II) Characters: Elboron (Tolkien), Éowyn (Tolkien), Faramir (Son of Denethor II), Mablung of Gondor Additional Tags: Fourth Age, crackfic, Elboron's first commission,, Boromir's mouth, Faramir's eyes, Eowyn's colouring, A devastating combination,  Who can blame the ladies of the village, Mablung is cranky and resigned, Printing presses can be a blessing and a curse;  Rangers of Ithilien - Freeform, Keeping the Peace Summary:  Mablung's Second Ithilien Ranger company encounters an unexpected menace that new Lieutenant Elboron must face. What threatens the good people of north Ithilien? It takes the Prince and the White Lady to sort the puzzle out.

Chapter 2:    Elboron takes up his new post and deals with a most unusual theft... why in the world would someone-- or something--- steal a petticoat?

Because I am now getting inspiration from the Gainsville Police Department’s twitter feed... ^_* 

[elegantqueerdo-blog]

my partner is younger than rihanna. i feel so old.

[the-brodie-set]

There's Now A Name For The Micro Generation Born Between 1977-1983

I know this sounds like a special snowflake thing to say, but as someone born in 1979, the truth is I've never identified with either Gen X-ers or Millenni

If you make it 1976 this is me - and it resonates. I had internet in my dorm room, but they installed the lines the summer before we moved in (I don’t remember wifi at all in undergrad). What’s funny is my husband was born in 83′ - so in one case we are part of the same generation :)

[somewhatunconscious]

MC-chan, you *really* are 34 years old 😂 --- says the 34 year old-spanx-wearing-person typing this now. I just tell people I wear cyclings because I'm a prude who hates to have a panty-flash episode, but really.....really.....I don't want y'all to see my blubber.