#coulton

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>>Supernatural Beliefs<<

Okay so, what are our thoughts on the supernatural? I know this sounds kinda crazy, but have you guys seen the stuff that goes on around here in our little Coulton? Like for for real, that Dylan de'Lapel guy, he's like.. 20 something, but he lives in that big freaking house up the hill. Isn't that place like really old?

I looked into the place a little yesterday, and i can't find real history on it? The property was purchased by one "Dylan de'Lappel" in the early 1800s, and now someone by the exact same name still lives there? I know some families have naming traditions and all, but it seems a little too coincidental to me.

So hear me out: Vampires.

Or ghosts. Either or.

Tell me what you think! Vampires or Coincidence?

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I want to be who you go to for emotional protection, I want to be the hobby that becomes your obsession. I want to be your first priority and where your mind goes to when you think of what add enjoyment to your life. I want be so deeply loved by you that you can't imagine what it would be to be with out me. I crave your mind, and I want you to crave mine. I want you, I just really want you to want me too.

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(Alex Coulton)

[puppybearuniverse]

The only time I have seen in person the name Jonathan Coulton in print all official-like was in a magazine that said that since a woman's son got diabetus, he stopped "singing quirky Jonathan Coulton songs".

[puppybearuniverse]

Lyrics to Ikea

Long ago in days of yore 

It all began with a god named Thor 

There were Vikings and boats 

And some plans for a furniture store 

It's not a bodega, it's not a mall  And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine  As if there were apartments smaller than mine  Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen  Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men  Everyone has a home  But if you don't have a home you can buy one there  So rent a car or take the bus  Lay your cash down and put your trust  In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size  Billy the bookcase says hello  And so does a table whose name is Ingo  And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl  Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen  Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men  Everyone has a home  But if you don't have a home you can buy one there  Ikea: plywood, brushed steel  Ikea: meatballs, tasty  Ikea: Allen wrenches  All of them for free  All of them for me  I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks  I just bought a table for 60 bucks  And a chair and a lamp  And a shelf and some candles for you  I was a doubter just like you  Till I saw the American dream come true  In New Jersey, they got a goddamned Swedish parade  Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen  Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men  Everyone has a home  But if you don't have a home you can buy one there

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I wanna see how many there are. Reblog if you like/listen to/would die for Jonathan Coulton.