#count paris

[capuletmehit]

never make me think of paris again

ooc: i meant to post this under the ask “thoughts on paris?” whoops sorry

[frozenfruitsalad]

Who is worse than Paris or Tybalt?

Now that is a difficult question..

As much as I hate Tybalt, he’s at least hot and I find him amusing. Paris on the other hand has no redeeming qualities.

[julietcapuletloveromeo]

AHAHHA this is totally not your Cousin THIS IS JUST A SUPER WORRIED MEMBER OF YOUR EXTENDED FAMILY.

Who is PARIS. WHERE ON EARTHHH did Unc I MEAN Lord Capulet find him???? What do you think of him???? Is he nice???? he doesnt LOOK LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!

𝑻𝒚𝒃𝒂𝒍𝒕? 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒓𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂 𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒍𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒚 𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒆. 𝑯𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒐 𝒂𝒔𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒉𝒊𝒎, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘. 𝑯𝒆'𝒔 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆! 𝑯𝒆 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒃𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒈𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒔 𝒎𝒆!

[philomenas-things]

I think all modern retellings of Romeo and Juliet should portray Paris like this…

[prince-ofcats]

Tung Tung Tung Sahur is Paris in disguise, prove me wrong.

Have you ever seen Tung and Paris in the same room? Exactly.

[bramalamania]

current mood

[fiendishangelikal]

count paris is a jason funderberker variant this only has to make sense in my mind

[quinntessence]

cooked this up in under an hour i love this audio