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Sun: Something brought you here, Miss Customer. Call it what you will… fate, destiny-

Moon: A boat.

Sun: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Moon: A horrible decision, really.

Moon: Self care is eating mangoes.

Sun: I hate mangoes.

Moon: Oh, die then.

Moon: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before?

Sun: So what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?

Moon: Please don’t.

Moon: But I should have known, no guys ever ask me out.

Moon: I just sit home alone... so depressing.

Sun: Well, uh, do you wanna go out with me?

Moon: No.

Moon: Try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like.

Sun: [sips] Hazelnut?

Moon: I don’t know, I found it in the garbage.

Moon: Why did you take your antibiotic at 6am when I told you to take it at 9am?

Sun: I wanted to surprise the bacteria.

Moon:

Sun: It’s okay, miss and I have it under control.

Moon: No, no, no, don’t drag me into this, Sun!

Sun: I’M DOING MY BEST, MOON!

Moon: I could use a good laugh.

Sun: Haha.

Moon: Thanks.

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