#cow rant

[wabble-dee]

What is there to be thankful for.

This "thanks giving" is coming up soon and I've been getting thousands of comments from my fans asking me what I'm thankful for.

The truth is that I am thankful for almost everything. I am thankful to you, my fans; the ground I walk on; the cube; the sun in the sky. But the one thing I am not thankful for is the cows, my hate for them runs deep. They followed me to my new apartment because I forgot to wash my scent before I moved, I haven't let them in yet but they still stare at me through the window. It's horrible, they reek 10x more than they did before and I can smell them from outside, it's how I know they're close. They've begun rotting and they routinely try to hurl chunks of dirt at me when I go to get the grocery; very annoying.

So that is what I'm thankful for this merry holidays, I hope this was good enough for you, James.

L.O.L -Wabble Dee

[wabble-dee]

Almost Twelve AM And I'm Still WIDE Awake (Cow Rant)

It's been absolute hell trying to sleep the past few months, these cows will NOT stop saying stuff like "ooooo" and "mmmoo". I have no idea what they're trying to say to me, I didn't even know when I got them that they would be able to speak.

I can feel their gaze, as if they're judging me and I don't know what to do about it. There's about 3 in the room with me in the room right now and the rest are in the kitchenette, all of them trying to speak.

I can't kick them out my bedroom because there's no room in my apartment for them to go, they're huge and they take up so much space; there's only about 3 square meters free in my room alone, which I am taking up.

They smell terrible, too. It's a mix of mint and burnt toast, and it makes it hard to breathe. I cannot put up with this anymore, but I can't think of a way to get rid of them.

That was my cow rant, thanks for listening. If you have any questions please feel free to ask, if you have any answers then also please tell me, that would be greatly appreciated.

L.O.L, Wabble dee xoxoxoxo

[wabble-dee]

could you please tell your cows to keep it down, they are interrupting the progress of our research.

As far as I can tell, the cows do not respond to commands. They have their own desires, to torment you. They are relentless and unforgiving, you can never get used to the smell.