Wabble Dee

unending and, regretfully, unforgiving

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They Put a Big Tub in a Field

They're putting a big tub in a field

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The Dark Wizard Tribunal Have Reportedly Voted to Add "Worm Rain" to the Necronomicon.

Insider reports claim "Worm Rain", an enhanced version of the popular "Warm Rain" spell, has passed approval and will soon be published in the Necronomicon.

This news comes just days after the controversial banning of "Infinite Milk" and "The Squeeb", some claim "Worm Rain"'s upcoming publishing may be a way to remedy anger brewing in the wizard community, but The Dark Wizard Tribunal has yet to address these matters publicly.

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"Plutonium" Renamed to "Bluetonium" Following Recent Controversy

Congress has decided to rename the popular snack amidst current scandal. "America, I can hear you." Stated President Bogs at a press conference this afternoon. When asked for clarification, the president reportedly became "scared" and "confused", before leaving the event early.

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"Plob" Set to be the Next Big Thing, According to Annalists.

"We could very well be seeing the rise of an industry titan with Plob," one researcher claims, "but also be on the lookout for 'Squeeb' and 'Pwee', these two have been making big moves as of late."

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Addressing the Controversy

Hello to all my loyal fans, you might have noticed my absence from tumber.cum recently and i've been seeing some rumors that I just wanted to disprove.

No, SPLOINK did not buy my Tumber account. I was only a brand ambassador and any rumors that I might have been more involved with the company's inner workings are factually untrue.

No, SPLOINK did not order a hit on me or otherwise try to end my life. Despite the recent news of SPLOINK's high worker fatality rate, and their deals with the Italian mafia, I am safe. The reason I was gone for so long is because I was arrested for tax fraud.

No, I do not work for SPLOINK anymore. My, and all other ambassadors' contracts, were terminated upon SPLOINK's CEO dissolving the company's headquarters in a potent acid. I have completely distanced myself from SPLOINK, and will not be taking any money from them, nor helping them in any way.

I hope this clears things up for some people. I will get back to posting more news stories soon and I am sorry for keeping you all waiting.

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Tumber

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Expert Fae Researcher Explains how to Properly Deal With "The Ones From The Frost", Following The Winter Solstice.

"Do not make yourself known, keep a loaded firearm on your persons at all times, avoid negative thoughts, accept all offerings, and change your scent daily.", These are just some of the helpful tips offered by specialist Dr. Fuarga that you can follow to stay safe and real this post-solstice.

Happy Yule from the Wabble Dee™ Family.

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could you please tell your cows to keep it down, they are interrupting the progress of our research.

As far as I can tell, the cows do not respond to commands. They have their own desires, to torment you. They are relentless and unforgiving, you can never get used to the smell.

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The Noble "Friendly Fish" Faces off Against the Mighty "Evil and Unkind Fish" in a Heated Battle

Eyewitness testimonies claim that the decades long feud is coming to a climactic and fiery end just off the coast of Venezuela.

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Night Wisps Begin Glowing "Red" as the Forest Hag Encroaches on Their Territory.

When interviewed, one Night Wisp claimed "ᛞᚢᚢᛞᛖ ᚦᚨᛏ ᛊᚺᛁᛏ ᛊᚢᚲᚲᛊ ᚨᛊᛊ ᛁᛏ ᛈᛁᛊᛊᛖᛊ ᛗᛖ ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚲᚲ ᛟᚠᚠ".

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Hey #SPLOINKers!

A lot of you have been wondering where you can send your #SPLOINK feedback! As a brand ambassador I felt like I should tell you all that SPLOINK has an email you can send all of your inquiries and praises to!

[email protected]

Hope you all have a #SPLOINKySunday!!

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bad product. couldn't sploink it. i'm going to chew through your wires and cables.

your prayers will be answered by the devil and yet you will still forsake god

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Anyone looking to #SPLOINK up?

#SPLOINK it this summer with #SPLOINK.

i'm with #SPLOINK

#SPLOINK it

go to https://sites.google.com/view/sploink/ for #SPLOINK !!

SPLOINK

SPLOINK A New Way to Know.

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I’m trying to #sploink but i can not find the link in your bio please help please please. please

i have $30

oh my god. oh my god. i'm so sorry. oh my god i'm so sorry please https://sites.google.com/view/sploink/ https://sites.google.com/view/sploink/ https://sites.google.com/view/sploink/

SPLOINK

SPLOINK A New Way to Know.

SPLOINK

SPLOINK A New Way to Know.

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can we please get an update from the loud humming cube? how is it doing recently? what is its favourite ice cream?

Thank you for asking. The cube recently became inert and incoherent, so I unfortunately cannot inquire to it's favourite ice cream but if it reactivates soon I will tell you.

Don't forget to #SPLOINK link in my bio only $30 a month

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President Andrew Bogs Wins Election in Unforeseen Monumental Landslide.

During his inauguration speech President Bogs commented, "it's a long way down, god help us all." Before passing out on the podium and oozing.

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100 Year Old Woman Reveals Her Secrets To Staying Fit and Healthy

"There is a hole under the south bridge of where I grew up, it will speak to you with vile echos. It will want your first born. You must give it your first born."