#cow-eye

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I hate my job so much. i’m at a 2 day meeting where everyone is gonna be trying their best to show-off and impress our new VP. it’s gonna be so pathetic. god i hate capitalism so much. i feel like i’m trapped in the hell of my own making because i make way too much to leave, but i hate how much of an old boys club my job is.

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i’m pretty mediocre -teetering on bad- at my job, but like the standards for corporate office work is so fucking low that people think i’m good. it’s really fucked up.

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i tried to make choux pastry tonight, but the consistency keeps coming out wrong and the universe is telling me that this is a only possible ending to 2016.

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I think i have a type. and i think it’s gentle anarchists

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Songs to sext your lover to

I made a playlist for @kropotkitten so that he has something to listen to while he’s sexting me

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Dating is fun and euphoric but i also have this burning desire to suffocate them with my love. It's frustrating bc i have to remember that they're their own person who needs healthy space and time alone or with friends and family. But I just want to crush them under the weight of my neediness.

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I just remembered a poem (SUMMER OF THE PTERODACTYL) i really liked when i was 18/19. It’s really weird revisiting something you enjoyed when you were a different person (but also somewhat the same person?) and then I googled the guy and found his twitter and linkedin and then I felt weird about revisiting the past.

Also, is the poem even that good? I don’t think it is and I can’t remember why I liked it so much. 

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Tj’s mom just spent the last 15 minutes reassuring me that this will be a net good because this will ultimately cause a progressive swing in the right direction. And that roe vs wade and other important laws won’t be overturned.

I had to agree with her even tho she is dead wrong.