#coyotebandit

[empiressmpheadcanon]

If/when Lizzie gets an elytra I hope it's a poptart so she can be nyan cat.

HHFKWJHFEJKR crying

[empiressmpheadcanon]

Fwhip starts to arrest as many people as possible to impress the sheriff.

Meanwhile Jimmy is so confused why Fwhip keeps dragging people to Tumble Town while saying,"you'll never believe what this person did." And not elaborate.

tfljlkj he would

[empiressmpheadcanon]

Has anyone made a headcannon about how Lizzie was a god last season and how Joel is a god this season?

Maybe something like the two gods were lovers a long long time ago but we're separated somehow.

Eventually they pretty much forgot about eachother. Then Lizzie met the mezalian king and something about him was so familiar. The way he'd always comment on how tall, strong, and sexy he was. Then of course season one yada yada season finale everyone cries.

1000 years later, god Joel is still around but he felt like something was missing. So he went down to the mortal lands (well close enough he still has the floating islands to show he's above them all).

Soon enough he came across an emperor, Lizzie, who reminded him of someone he used to know. Someone who looked almost exactly like her. It was like she was what he was missing.

if lizzie x joel angst gets you sad you can always remember their ship name is fucking jizzie and have a little laugh

anyway this is very good :-( but makes me FEEL so many THINGS gah

[empiressmpheadcanon]

If for any reason Joey's trident can't go back to him, Joey is forced to go to it.

I love s2 Joey a normal amount (a lot)

[empiressmpheadcanon]

I hope there's a scene where fwhip and Lizzie are being lawyers and it starts off with them being calm and collected. They're great at getting the crowd's attention and have quite convincing storytelling. Then 15 minutes later they're insulting eachother and acting like kids.

[empiressmpheadcanon]

Jimmy and Scott would have an argument over whether horses or llamas are better. You can not convince me otherwise.

this happpend i KNOW it did

[empiressmpheadcanon]

I figured it out, it's all so clear. Gem is a solar panel.

LMFAOOO true!!! how could we have missed this

[empiressmpheadcanon]

So Lizzie's musical was ocean queen edition. I have some fun ideas if there were other empire editions. One I've been thinking of is fwhip, specifically when he gets the crown. He sings about his rule and basically saying how he's uniting everyone with paths and that he's helping form stronger relationships between other rulers. Then the last few lines of the song is him telling the audience that he killed for the crown.

i would love a musical from mythical or scotts perspective