#cq5

[dafukdidiwatch]

See, he’s not wrong. And a Queen objectively is better than a princess, so it works out right?

[dafukdidiwatch]

Damn you just cut straight into his heart don’t you.

Not his fault he ain’t that smart. You’re the asshole that made him this way. The blame lies with you.

[dafukdidiwatch]

I fucking love her. I love her and how offended she is right now.

[dafukdidiwatch]

Don’t tell the spooky scary shadow man your relationship to his mortal enemy.

[dafukdidiwatch]

At least he isn’t going to dignify himself with ordering a subordinate not to wear a hat.

[dafukdidiwatch]

God, you are like the Batman of Evil Villains aren’t you?

[dafukdidiwatch]

That is the face of someone who will drown you the the middle of a rip tide if she hears that joke one more time.

[dafukdidiwatch]

Of course you are a princess. Of course you would have a sea-pun name. And of course you are flipping adorable.