speaking of chinese horse memes this one is still my absolute favorite and at the risk of killing the joke by explaining it i must at least try to translate
loosely—
panel 1: 有句话不知当讲不当讲 (i have something to report but i don't know whether i should tell you or not)
panel 2: 马上讲 (tell me immediately)
panel 3: 之前的情报有误 (there was an error in an earlier report)
and the keywords here are 马上 in the second panel, which put together mean "immediately" but individually mean horse (马) and up or on (上)
so 马上讲 can both mean "tell me immediately" and, more literally, "tell me on the horse"
noncomprehensive list of moments from hpmi lives that are canon. to me
samatoki missing a performance of 1st drb and ichiro at the start of war war war mockingly going "how's samatoki 😏" during the trash talk bit
hifumi running up to doppo during champagne gold and whispering the "suki" part in his ear
rei's 6th live cruella de vil coat
7th live day 1 rijyu split arm warmers (rijyu clothes sharing real)
ichiro pulling an "ugh this fucking guy" face during rei's part of survival at 5th
ichijiku doing her salute during chuuoku announcements at 4th live and dice SALUTING BACK only for ramuda and gentaro to jump on him and push his arm back down
ponytail samatoki
ichisama hug at 9th (whether it was caught on camera or not)
sasara going to rosho at the end of own stage when rosho was on the ground and helping him up with a hand at his back (THE TENDERNESS)
kuko corsets
dhbat reveals specifically samatoki hollering "SASARA 🤬" at the sight of him and kuko turning up for his first appearance in flipflops
those derogatory headpats from jyuto to jiro during 4th live lmao
aohitsugi receipt (?!?!?!) moment in ohabukuro at 7th day 1
nausa towel whipping
jakurai throwing the wrong sign during tdd legend lol
jyuto's extremely loud KIZUNA making everyone duck and cover
kuko and jyushi following hitoya around the stage like ducklings during one two and law
