#crabgum

[welovethecloudboytoomuch]

reasons to ship fatcrab

they have combo moves

she rides around on him like he’s baymax

Kaniko gets very concerned when she thinks he’s hurt

but then she :D very big when she realizes he’s okay

Fat “I am a big strong hero and I am fishing for compliments” gum

also he just kinda picks her up

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Fatgum, in the hospital: My wife, she’ll get upset if she sees you touching me like that on my chest.

Kaniko: I am your wife…

Heart rate monitor, normal beeps:

Heart rate monitor, really fast beeps:

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Fatgum, down on one knee: Will you commit to the bit, for the rest of our lives?

Kaniko, crying: Yes!

He slips a ring pop onto her finger.

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Fatgum: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Kaniko, crying: It's not a joke! I'm a legit snack!

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Hi i’m @welovethecloudboytoomuch and I think that this woman tops Fatgum

more lovely kanikos under the cut