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Hello CrabSynth

restying insyde a labyrinth

uf craked concreet and rustyng steel

lays eternul unchaynged CrabSynth;

just ordired pezza (that’s theyr meal)

Excuese me kaptin Gondolier,

Yor ship kollided with my rear!

Neckst time pleas wotch wich way yu steer,

Or I’ll aquaint yu with tru fear.

I jest; This old crab hoalds no gruge:

I'v no room in my hart foar wrath!

Besydes yu scrayped off yeers uf sluge!

(Sory foar the unpromted bath)

Strong man Frank Cinatra fightur

in one punsh knoked me out the ring.

In retern i was his writur;

I rote for him ring-a-ding-ding.

i ate the cast uf walkyng ded. (no this is not a metafour) i put them in my crab mouf hed, i did not injoy seeson foar.

i bore yu naught wif evry thoght frum this part-beast defunct war bot. for whuu among yu wants tu heer a poem eech tyme my optiks smeer?

uf coarse this is not tu omit tha freqent tymes my wrytyngs bad. but i rēgret that not wun bit; room foar impruuvment misteaks add!

hows @crabsynth doing? i havent heard from them in a while

Wuld yu haf me tel tāl uf earth,

Condensed intu a singel verse?

Culd all this planit’s joy an’ mirth,

A mind in just wun day immerse?

This Crab is not an almanac.

I can’t explayn tha worlds woes.

The tāl I’ll tel; grandeur dos lack.

A tāl uf twu good frends; ex-foes.

Will you marry me?❤

such great a vow yu ask uf me

so acustomed hav i becom

tu heering only my hart drum

i hesiteat, wed we can't be

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