#crabsynth

[crabsynth]

Hello CrabSynth

restying insyde a labyrinth 

uf craked concreet and rustyng steel

lays eternul unchaynged CrabSynth;

just ordired pezza (that’s theyr meal)

[halflifegifs]

this is honestly the most ominous message i have ever received

[thelastvance]

Crabsynth is a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

[eldritch-ambience]

Oh my glob!!!!!

I have been given the kindest of words by the Great CrabSynth. It is an honor and a blessing to be complemented by such a divine being! Thank you!

[crabsynth]

Excuese me kaptin Gondolier,

Yor ship kollided with my rear!

Neckst time pleas wotch wich way yu steer,

Or I’ll aquaint yu with tru fear.

I jest; This old crab hoalds no gruge:

I'v no room in my hart foar wrath!

Besydes yu scrayped off yeers uf sluge!

(Sory foar the unpromted bath)

[crabsynth]

Strong man Frank Cinatra fightur

in one punsh knoked me out the ring.

In retern i was his writur;

I rote for him ring-a-ding-ding.

[crabsynth]

i ate the cast uf walkyng ded. (no this is not a metafour) i put them in my crab mouf hed, i did not injoy seeson foar.

[crabsynth]

i bore yu naught wif evry thoght frum this part-beast defunct war bot. for whuu among yu wants tu heer a poem eech tyme my optiks smeer?

uf coarse this is not tu omit tha freqent tymes my wrytyngs bad. but i rēgret that not wun bit; room foar impruuvment misteaks add!