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@crabsynth
Now Seated for Heap of Shit
RrabSynth Creates a Hefty Mes
Wenever They Loses at Ches
I Throes Th'Board Apon The Ground
And In To The Thyck Wuds We Bound
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Hello CrabSynth
restying insyde a labyrinth
uf craked concreet and rustyng steel
lays eternul unchaynged CrabSynth;
just ordired pezza (that’s theyr meal)
um so
idk if anyone will reblog this considering how the times when i tried to do similar things like this went, but meh
so there’s this game called spore where you can create weird looking monsters. if you reblog this i will make one based on your blog. so for example if you have a sparkly purple aesthetic blog the monster will be sparkly and purple. if it’s a fandom blog it might be related to that fandom. you get the gist of it.
they might look something like this:
or this:
and so on.
i’ll only make monsters for the first 100 people who reblog this. if i do that and still feel like i can do more, i’ll update this. also make sure that your submit box is open pls but until then, just reblog this and i’ll get to making your blogmonster!
@midnightcthulhu
pleas mayk foar me a speshul frend;
whu looks lyk me frum front tu end.
he must hav claws with wich tu snap,
du this and i will foar yu clap
my name is pon and i am cute
i always wear a cowboy boot
give me noyes
give me notes on my postright now
my naym's Crab Synth; i'm swēt and coul.
i graduuayted cobbler schoul!
tha buuts appoynted tu yor feet
wer qite an honor tu compleet!
Excuese me kaptin Gondolier,
Yor ship kollided with my rear!
Neckst time pleas wotch wich way yu steer,
Or I’ll aquaint yu with tru fear.
I jest; This old crab hoalds no gruge:
I'v no room in my hart foar wrath!
Besydes yu scrayped off yeers uf sluge!
(Sory foar the unpromted bath)
Excuese me kaptin Gondolier,
Yor ship kollided with my rear!
Neckst time pleas wotch wich way yu steer,
Or I’ll aquaint yu with tru fear.
I jest; This old crab hoalds no gruge:
I'v no room in my hart foar wrath!
Besydes yu scrayped off yeers uf sluge!
(Sory foar the unpromted bath)
Strong man Frank Cinatra fightur
in one punsh knoked me out the ring.
In retern i was his writur;
I rote for him ring-a-ding-ding.
i ate the cast uf walkyng ded. (no this is not a metafour) i put them in my crab mouf hed, i did not injoy seeson foar.
i bore yu naught wif evry thoght frum this part-beast defunct war bot. for whuu among yu wants tu heer a poem eech tyme my optiks smeer?
uf coarse this is not tu omit tha freqent tymes my wrytyngs bad. but i rēgret that not wun bit; room foar impruuvment misteaks add!
Yeah!!! Crab Synth!
Crab Synth is cuul
thys i admet
i wunce skiped skuul
tu lern tu knit
famus acter Frēman Morgen!!!! a bone tu pik wif yu i'v got ovir film yu did voīc work in. (pleas heer me out, giv me a shot)
I miss seeing your wisdom on my dash, CrabSynth. I hope you come back soon.
no atom in tha universis tu a fix’d locashun bownd;graet nebulaes alwaes compownd,all mowntens crumbel and dispers.
but chāng dos not spel destrukchion,fertīl lands berth frum erupchion!that compowndyng nebula clowdcan form a star qite brite (and lowd!).
thys is not a riddel tu beeti just enjoi wryting thyngs sweet!(PS: wun last thoght tu amend:Crabsynth is bak and stil yor frend.)
Wuld yu haf me tel tāl uf earth,
Condensed intu a singel verse?
Culd all this planit’s joy an’ mirth,
A mind in just wun day immerse?
This Crab is not an almanac.
I can’t explayn tha worlds woes.
The tāl I’ll tel; grandeur dos lack.
A tāl uf twu good frends; ex-foes.
Cute Crabs
KING CRAB -
ATLANTIC GHOST CRAB -
HALLOWEEN CRAB -
SAND BUBBLER CRAB -
HERMIT CRAB -
BABY -
@crabsynth
al crabs kno truf frum momint birf
that sense we shayr thes blu hued earf
wif beests uf evri shap an’ siz
we must mayk sihting us a priz
onse lon ago so far frum heer
tu me a figyur did apeer
“YOU STAND BEFORE THE JUDGER OF INTENT"
“I SEE YOUR LOVE, HUNGER AND RESENTMENT”
“ALL MORTAL LIFE BIRTHS WITH ACCEPTED FLAWS”
“BUT YOUR INTENT, SMALL CRAB; HAS BROUGHT ME PAUSE”
if i wer a betting gesser
id bet thay deem’d me thair lesser
off thair hih horse them i did hoyst
i threw thim in my crab mouf moyst