#crack!dantdm

[minecraf-stry-mood]

Ah yes, Jesse and Dan, smol and lonk

Name a more iconic duo

[minecraf-stry-mood]

Dan is smaller than everyone else I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

Smol Jesse is the smallest. 

Sorry Dan

You heard them

[minecraf-stry-mood]

Dan is really going through some stuff.

On the bright side he can reach any shelf

And play a great game of keep away.

[minecraf-stry-mood]

Oh no Dan is too long now, Oh well I know how to fix this.

*gets scissors*-*snips the arms and legs off and snips off most of the long parts on the limbs to make them the size they were before getting crushed and I stitch them all back onto Dan*

Good as new-

(I know darn well he ain't good as new-

Oh no Dan is too long now, Oh well I know how to fix this.

Whelp

That did something

[minecraf-stry-mood]

I MUST HELP MY FAVOURITE YOUTUBER-

*grabs two pliars and clips them onto Dan and stretches him out to fix his crushed body from the piano*

Tadaaaa ' ^ '

Just like new