#crack starter

[bushelofmuses]

@the-blind-dragon liked for a crack starter

"Hanzo, anyone tell you lately that you're the kind of dilf other dilfs wish they could be? They got nothin' on you, babe."

[winged-kuribeau]

Open Starter

“Hey man! What was in that tea? I can see fireworks...” Jaden said, his words falling out of his mouth “look at all the pretty colours...”

[freckleddoll]

“Yer hearin’ things! I said nothin’ at all!”

“Twat.”

[multi-madagascar]

“I wonder if Skipper would let me have a pet....perhaps something like a millipede?”

“I mean, they’re kind of cool, and they’re vegetarians, so the upkeep wouldn’t be too bad.”

[purestarlxght]

      ❝ This wine is weak and it offends my tongue... bring me a real drink ❞ he demands, with a wave of his hand.

[firewarriorshamus-archived-blog]

“Am I ugly?” 

[rhettblog]

I have 7 children and I’ll defend them with my life!!

[dcmino-effect-blog]

“Fuck, Marry, Kiss; A plank of wood with a rusty nail in it, a jar of severed ears and me.”