#crack...ish

[forzadesiderare]

If she didn’t want him to cum inside then she should have said something. He’s not an unreasonable man.

[deathpxrception]

“What the actual fuck is wrong with all of you?”

[embersrevived]

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“...Yeah, no. I don’t recall having met anyone new in the past week, so I know this generator is utter baloney. Pfft, suppose it made for a nice little break, though.”

“...Unless there was someone I happened to bump into on the street or at a local shop for a few seconds whose name I do not yet know?... Nah, I really need to stop speculating and return to my readings.” 

[purecorrupter-blog]

Morgan with her sister/brother and her other versions: “You’re face is shitty. I hate it. I’m gonna melt it.”

Morgan with Mordred: “You are perfect in every aspect. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.”

Morgan with litterally every other Saberface: “I am so, so sorry for the tragic accident on your face, dear. I hope that with a bit of dark magic we can fix it and make you go back to be a beatifull being.”

[embersrevived]

“Did I just waltz right into trouble, or.” 

...she can’t dance for balls 

no she most certainly cannot “cha cha real smooth” 

[deathpxrception]

If only you knew how bad things really were.

[embersrevived]

And just like that, the somberness hits. 

“...I’m a terrible mother, aren’t I.” 

[bloodofmysword]

Someone: *Vaguely threatens or insults Es or Hinata* Touya: I’m a technical pacifist, but------