#crackblog

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(Julie: thank you master lloyd for the horrifying expressions)

(Julie: I hate rendering, man... my back HURTS)

(Julie: go read @toontown-ink-bound some frames gave me nightmares)

[lazytoonsshow]

One what kind of tea use Bendy drinking?

Two what is the best Gatorade? 

Cuphead: I usually just go to the blue gatorade, but the red one is pretty tasty too.

Bendy: It's peppermint iced tea. For my throat.

Cuphead: What throat? I see nothin'

Bendy: Ngh~

Bendy: Only the smart ones can see it.

Cuphead: STOP DOING THAT SHIT!!!

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Remember to eat something, you guys have been playing for a while and the brain needs REAL food to function 

Cup: Eh. Ain't that worried about it.

Ben: It'll be alright. As Toons, we don't need to eat that much. It's not... A necessity for us, as much as it is for humans. And I'm part demon so...

Cup: Besides! If I DO die from my brain melting, my soul just gotta be parried for me to be back. Easy!

Ben: Mugs is not here though.

Cup: Ah... Right.

Ben: But thanks for the concern, dear.

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Is it okay for people to attempt fanart of you guys?

Cup: Sure, man.

Ben: Of course! Fanarts are always welcomed here!

Cup: Just... Leave the horrors to Bendy.

Ben: Yeah.

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So uh... What's that photo on the back?

Both: ...

Cup: Yeah, care to explain that atrocity you made?

Ben: It's actually a painting I made out of pure spite. But for a good *cough cough* rea- *blegh* son, though! *Dies*

Cup: What even was the reason again?

*pops back to life*

Ben: Someone forgot to put down a fresh roll of toilet paper after shitting! And I had to fight my demons to get a new one!

Cup: Oh yeaaaaah, I forgot about it.

Cup: But did ya need to paint that thing for like... 2 weeks after that happened?

Ben: Yes. And you framed it, anyway~

Cup: Art is art, man.

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(Julie: i can post the full thing if you want me to♡)

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(Julie: Slightly shitty(?) sketch of Bendy in drag. Still in work, though. I can't decide on the design yet.)

Cup: How tf do ya breathe in that corset?

Ben: By breathing. Also, could ya tight it more?

Cup: How tight?

Ben: 'Till my eyes pop out.

*Pulls that bitch up????*

Cup: Ohohoshi- You cool?

Ben: (out of breath) Yeah...

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(Julie: one more before going to sleep)

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"What if the dumb and the dumber decides to make a YouTube channel?"