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[general-kalani]

{ @crackcdmask​ liked for a starter from Mordecai! }

God damnit.

Didn’t Lilith kill this fucker?

Why the hell was he still alive.

He should have been dead years ago yet here he was alive and acting like he wasn’t about to get shot.

Unable to help himself, Mordecai drew his sniper rifle and aimed directly at the others face...

Who he believed was god damn Jack.

“You got five seconds to explain how the fuck you’re alive and why I shouldn’t kill you, Jack.”

The rage must be so obvious, hell the cocking of the rifle truly meant he meant business over the mans face.

At least now he could god damn kill this man himself for Roland...

For Bloodwing.

[therelignedstars]

✏️---@crackcdmask

Jackie, near tears: Please, Timothy, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

Jackie: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.

Timothy: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

Timothy: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."

Jackie: Opposite over hypotenuse.

Jackie: Dipshit.

Jackie: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Timothy: Are you calling me short?

Jackie: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

Timothy: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Jackie: That's great, Timothy. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

[strongfuck]

✏️--- @crackcdmask

► from this meme. // @crackcdmask

Rhys: I’m going to hell. Tim: Probably. Rhys: I'll pick you up? Tim: *nodding* Carpool.

Tim: Just be yourself. Say something nice. Rhys: Which one? I can't do both.

Tim: Can I ask you for a favor? Rhys: I would literally die for you, but continue. Tim: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

Tim: Rhys has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can't stop. Tim: I asked Rhys where he learned that joke. He made me promise he wouldn't get in trouble if he told me. I agreed. Tim: So he leans in and whispers, "deez nuts."

Rhys: *running towards Tim with open arms* Tim: *moves out of the way* Rhys: Hey, why'd you move?! Tim: I thought you were going to attack me. Rhys: I was going to hug you! Tim: Why would you hug me? Rhys: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?