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[1sinyoongi]

hi!! i'm sorry to bother but i've been having a really awful time recently and i was wondering if you could cheer me up? alkjfds thank you!

hi sweetie!! i’m really sorry you’ve been having a bad time recently :( if you ever need to talk please feel free to message me @1sinyoongi (or any other admin i’m sure). i’ll provide fics that always cheer me up!! whatever you’re going through right now - it’ll pass and everything is gonna be okay again 💕stay strong!!! 

☀ we write sins (not tragedies) by tteokieRival Erotica writers Yoongi and Hoseok. 50% crack, 50% porn.

☀ Conversations And Exhortations To One Min Yoongi by shikae (39smooth)There is a List of Things one should always be aware of when Min Yoongi comes into the picture. Jung Hoseok does not get the memo.

☀ up all night by jonghyunslisterineIn which Jung Hoseok and Min Yoongi become accidental next-door neighbors at a very haunted bed and breakfast. Cue blow-dryer weaponry, some rather unhelpful supernatural investigators, and misquoted Moby Dick.

☀ the daily grind by whomstisthishoesock87: I refuse to believe that u didn’t just google “cute asian twink” to get that selfieyoongay: i am a cute asian twink. r u tryna fuck me or no(or: yoonseok meet on grindr)

☀ horny yoongi supreme by jhobiecorndrunk!yoongi falls on hoseok’s (also drunk, in fact everyone is) dick

☀ not yoonseok (yoonseok are best friends) but seriously seriously one of my favorites Inc. by minverseCorporate Relationship Disclosure Form – Human Resource Coordinator: Jung HoseokSection to be completed by Employees Involved:Names: Min Yoongi, Kim SeokjinJob Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet BlanketNature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex EnemiesLength of Relationship: 4 minutesPlease Describe Jin’s Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.

feel better soon!! everything is gonna be okay!!

- admin may

[yoonseoklibrary]

Hello! I'm not sure if this has been asked yet, but do you know any fics that will make you laugh? I could really use something cheesy and full of shenanigans :) thanks!!

sorry this was so late! but here you go!

▸ IMMA BEAT THAT PUSSY by sotaekookjungcock: Take it off now girl juss take it offshmoopie: STOPminsugagenius: I’m a master baby with your brashmoopie: I’M CRYUNG YOONGI WHY jungcock: Take it off now girl juss take it offhoesucc: I can help you slide those panties offjimbo: Dim the lights down baby, dim the lightsshmoopie: FUCK ALL OF YOU RIGH IN THE FUCKING ASSHOLE shmoopie: I HATE ALL OF YOU I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A DICK AND DIE[shmoopie left IMMA BEAT THAT PUSSY]

▸ Conversations And Exhortations To One Min Yoongi by shikae (39smooth) THIS IS A FAV OF MINE READ ITThere is a List of Things one should always be aware of when Min Yoongi comes into the picture. Jung Hoseok does not get the memo.▸ drive to the stars by inkingbrushesIt’s not entirely Hoseok’s fault that he’s skipped four reincarnation cycles so if Yoongi would please, please, please just take him back already then that’d be fantastic, thanks. (See also: Reincarnation/Soulmates and Bakery AU where Yoongi bakes and Hoseok stuffs his face with an absurd amount of cookies.)

- admin may