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me: what is the english word for "blutegel"? should I look it u-

my shit brain: blood eagle

#translation #german #english #my brain doesn't work anymore #too many languages #what even is vocabulary #throwing words together because they sound vaguely similar #near homophony #vocabulary #languages #cracked me up though

I’ve been watching Batman the Animated Series on and off this week while sewing. Tonight I ran into this treasure of an image.

How old are you again, Dick?

#amanda watches stuff #it looks even weirder due to their semi-realism style #cracked me up though #I looked up at just the right moment #silly stuff

Huda x soobin is so random y'all what r we doing

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We can call it genetics for fun, because part of it is genetics but anyways

Pull up to dinner last night with the family at 1830. We plus Cory start looking at the menu.

Sibling : “I think this is my first meal today, I had some chips earlier”

Mother : “ooo, you know, same, I was on the phone so much today I lost track of time. I had some yogurt though.”

Father (the other ADHDer) : huh, I haven’t eaten yet either

Me : actually, thinking on it now, I guess I forgot about food today, but I had cold brew this morning

Cory : well I’m really glad we all decided to get dinner tonight so everyone could finally eat!

#thoughts #these things don’t strike me as odd until Cory is around #with two adhd members our family rarely ate at the same time #but at night the whole family just snacks #cracked me up though #dad and I are the ones on meds though that will take away our appetite

Wednesday: It is only the middle of the week but I am already feeling fatigued. Alfred says I am staying up too late, but the forces of math homework do not sleep.

Batman's high school diary

#batman #dc comics #dc #galligayfallsnomore #cracked me up though

My seminar project continues to provide me with amusement even now. Someone at work said something about sucking cock and the manager goes "don't talk like that in front of the new girl. Give her at least two weeks." And I looked at him and said it didn't bother me because my seminar project was the organization and facilitation of a sex positivity discussion. And he said "so what do you think of anal beads" and I said "fun for the right person" and he started giggling and blushing and couldn't make eye contact with me for the next two minutes.

#made me feel like beyonce tbh #i was in control of that situation #cracked me up though

Ring Ring

Amber: Hi this is Amber calling from Mario's Place to confirm your Valentine's reservation for two at 8pm...

Me: -___- bitch you have the wrong number. *click

#hahaha #ok i lie #i didnt call her a bitch #but in my head i did #cracked me up though #i assume this is supposed to be a joke #lol #that lady is probably a nice lady in reality

Me and Mum watching Russell Howard's Good News

Mum: There is only one thing I don't like about him

Me: Swearing?

Mum: His eyes.

#thats not ok mum #cracked me up though #said after multiple penis references

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