Jun 17
"What are they teaching mortal children these days? Yes, of course the world is round, but by failing to tell them why it is round, you are simply daring them to repeat Ar-Pharazôn's folly!"
#cracked notes#this lady has never seen a molecule. the moon is a flower and the sun is a fruit and many of the stars are made of dew.#the planet venus is a shiny jewel on a boat being steered across the sky by elrond's dad.#and the world was flat when her parents were children. she is a science teacher's worst nightmare.
