From the perspective of Primeangel - Cracked Tyria
“I have come to the conclusion plants can’t take jokes very well. I play one tiny little prank and suddenly Mordremom is upset with me. Let me tell you all about it.“
You see the plantlike figure of Mordrekai. This dragon has been “lovingly” nicknamed by the other Elder dragons “Mordremom”; a nickname she doesn’t quite understand. She quite often would get upset with Primeangel due to her “pranks” that she would play. With good reason too.
On this particular day Primeangel decided to ship a shiny obsidian statue to Caledon. This statue would explode massively upon being touched or messed with. Let’s just say Primeangel has a very bad idea of what a prank is. Now luckily, this statue would explode, but the saplings and animal life would not die... Though they would sustain some “minor” injuries. Not to mention the Traumatized minds that Mordremom would have to deal with... A few “minor” landscape fixes would also be needed..
When the Statue exploded it evidently took half of Caledon with it. Tho no one was killed a few thousand Sylvari were curled up in the fetal position, holding their knees. Mordremom was less then enthused with this that’s for sure!
“..Okay okay maybe it was a reason for her to be upset. But thats still no reason to cover Mt. Maelstrom in soggy overgrowth! Took me forever to clean that out..”
