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Cracked Tyria - From the perspective of Primeangel

Primeangel was a cheery elder dragon most of the time. She enjoyed mischievous pranks and her anime sessions with the sylvari once a week. Today however, Prime was not feeling all that well.

Atop Mt. Maelstrom, in her cave she lay there. It was immediately evident something was wrong as the sylvari entered the cave for their weekly anime marathon. Today they were going to watch Puella Magi Madoka Magika, just the 3 movies, but they found Prime fast asleep on her couch-like bolder. The air was slightly cooler then usual, which was odd. Normally Primeangel’s body alone gave off enough heat to easily make any room she was in a sauna.

Suddenly Prime let out a sickly groan. This caused all of the sylvari to rush out of the cave and stare inside. Thump..Thump..Thump.. This was the sound of Prime getting up and slowly making her way to the entrance of the cave. Groooaaannn... She didn’t sound too well. She poked her head out of the cave, looking slightly wobbly. “Sorry guys.. I don’t think we can have our weekly-” she couldn’t finish as she began to have a coughing fit. With her final cough she accidentally coughed a fireball.. Nearly scaring the sylvari senseless. “S-sorry.. I’m a bit sick you see... come back next week instead.” she said dryly and with that she collapsed back asleep right there.

The Sylvari walked back home and would return the next week.

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Cracked Tyria - From the perspective of Primeangel

You see Primeangel and several Sylvari sitting in front of a large brand new Hologram projector. As it turned out these Sylvari had come and made a new Holograph Projector for her.  

Primeangel sat with several Sylvari all around this new machine. As she chattered on with a few of the Sylvari about the anime they were watching on the tv it was evident it was a very good day for Prime, even though she was pretty sure the Asurans (or rather, the asurans whom worked with the one whom broke her old holo machine) were fairly terrified of her now. 

“Such a great day, should continue this every week!” she chattered on happily. 

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Cracked Tyria - From the perspective of Primeangel

“Well, mordremom was less then enthused with my movie.. Ratings were kinda bad. Maybe there weren’t enough explosions?

When Mordremom woke she was kind, just a little bit, extremely pissed.

But on the upside after she attacked me I got to replace the bones in one of my wings with enchanted obsidian.. Still debating wether or not to put some scales on the obsidian wing. But it looks pretty cool.”

She flaps her obsidian wing a few Times.

“Yea I kinda like skeletal obsidians look. Thanks Joraki for freezing my wing off!"

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Cracked Tyria- from the perspective of Primeangel

You see Primeangel reading a letter of some sort. Upon finishing the letter a huge toothy grin spreads across her scaley face.

“What a great idea! I think I will make a movie!” …

She turns and looks at the nearby sylvari and kneels down by them

“And you will be in it.” she says as she looks down at the sylvari, most of which appear terrified.

Throughout the day Primeangel set up more obsidian statues and told the sylvari that were into volcanology that they would learn a lot about fire. Little did these little plants realize that this would be a hands on experience. All through the day Primeangel kept blowing up obsidian statues and filming. In the end many of the sylvari were “minorly” injured. The rest we’re traumatized for sure.

Overall Primeangel was pleased with the footage she got and she put it together in what would be the most horrifying montage Mordremom had ever seen. Though Primeangel thinks she made a movie.

“Well I am off to share my movie withh Zhaitacante and Joraki. I’ll share it with Mordremom later…”

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Cracked Tyria - From the perspective of Primeangel

“Such a long day spent wasting my time cleaning up my obsidian statues. I missed a whole day of pranking and watching Marai Nikki thanks to Mordremom. Just because my last statue caused a huge crater that almost hit that pale tree thing.. Not to mention the flaming undead abominations me and Zhai created earlier left those little sylvari traumatized.

Overall I think mordremom should stop worrying so much. I mean I haven’t caused any deaths!(yet.)

Anyways she left me to watch the sylvari newborns to give me one more chance.” she let’s out a long sigh “ so boring! I don’t think I can bare to sit still here for awhile…”

An expression crosses her face like she has an idea “Minions, I have an idea for a wonderful way to cure my boredom.”

Needless to say this cannot end well.

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From the perspective of Primeangel - Cracked Tyria

“I have come to the conclusion plants can’t take jokes very well. I play one tiny little prank and suddenly Mordremom is upset with me. Let me tell you all about it.“

You see the plantlike figure of Mordrekai. This dragon  has been “lovingly” nicknamed by the other Elder dragons “Mordremom”; a nickname she doesn’t quite understand. She quite often would get upset with Primeangel due to her “pranks” that she would play. With good reason too. 

On this particular day Primeangel decided to ship a shiny obsidian statue to Caledon. This statue would explode massively upon being touched or messed with. Let’s just say Primeangel has a very bad idea of what a prank is. Now luckily, this statue would explode, but the saplings and animal life would not die... Though they would sustain some “minor” injuries. Not to mention the Traumatized minds that Mordremom would have to deal with...  A few “minor” landscape fixes would also be needed..

When the Statue exploded it evidently took half of Caledon with it. Tho no one was killed a few thousand Sylvari were curled up in the fetal position, holding their knees. Mordremom was less then enthused with this that’s for sure!

“..Okay okay maybe it was a reason for her to be upset. But thats still no reason to cover Mt. Maelstrom in soggy overgrowth! Took me forever to clean that out..” 

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PRIME Angels Cotabato with Doc Tomas Madayag.

we are so lucky to have him even with a short period of time. :) thabks for the learnings. :D

party!!

(c) Ma'am Ics Tamse