#crackheadedness

[winterwolf0916]

Tim: *running away from Damian*

Damian: *cackling evilly while chasing Tim*

Y/n: Damian, what do you have in your hand?

Damian: A knife!

Y/n: NO!

[phoenixdaneko]

This would probably happen in manicverse let's be honest-

@jackalclot

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Shinsou invites the manic squad to his house for a sleepover,

So we're having dinner, and Aizawa is sitting at the head of the table, I'm sitting between Shinsou and Todoroki, Kiri and Bakugou are across from us, and Eri is at the other end of the table, between Shinsou and Kirishima.

Todoroki: 'so he is Mr Aizawa's secret love child.'

Me: just calmly talking to everyone,

Eri: *sighs* I wish Mic was here.

Bakugou: Why would Mic be here?

Aizawa: *sighs* he's my husband.

Bakugou: Holy shit, you're gay?!

Me: *chokes on my food, wheezing*

Kirishima: *wide eyed, about to laugh*

Shinsou: *does a spit take, before keeping me from choking to death*

Todoroki: *uninterested, until realizing I'm literally choking*

Aizawa: *done with everything*

Eri: What's shit mean?

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Dinner was kinda a disaster. But we're not kicked out, so we go to the actual sleepover, and we all head to Shinsou's room.

There's of course arguing between Todo and Baku, because they never get along. Kiri and I are trying to break it up, Shinsou is regretting ever being friends with me.

The fight gets broken up, and then another breaks out about how sleeping is gonna go.

Shinsou gets the bed, it's his room. I lay on the floor, even tho Shinsou's like "bitch the bed could hold you you're smol"

Kirishima lays his head on my stomach to sleep, Bakugou is just laying with his head next to mine, and Todoroki is laying in my lap to sleep.

After sleepover activities, we all go to bed

And then the next morning we're all woken up because Mic went to make breakfast and stubbed his toe

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This went on a tangent

Anyway.

Yeah

[phoenixdaneko]

I thought of something and I made it a reality

@jackalclot

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V.1

Me: Did you know I can hold the whole world in my hands?

Bakugou: No you can't you fucking dumbass

Me, grabbing his face in my hands* what was that?

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V.2

Me: Did you know, I can hold the whole world in one hand.

Todoroki: that's physically impossible, you realize.

Me, putting his head in my hand* nope.

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V.3

Me: I can hold the whole world in my hands.

Shinsou: Yeah whatever

Me, grabbing his face and grinning* hah

Shinsou: well I'm a handful.

Me: I have two hands dumbass.