Craig if you think Kenny is straight why not go for Clyde? He likes you....
Craig: Let me tell you exactly why that won’t work.
Craig: You can’t make yourself like someone romantically, that’s fucked up, and if you get in to a relationship with them you’re ultimately going to hurt them, I care about Clyde, I care about him a lot, I’m shit at showing it, but I’ve never been good at expressing my emotions. I do not have a romantic attraction to Clyde, I just don’t.
Craig: You saying what you just said would be like me saying “Oh since my crush doesn’t like me back”—not confirming Kenny is my crush this is hypothetical and I don’t give a fuck what other’s have been saying about me and McCormick— “I’ll just develope a romantic attraction to someone else that’s cool!!” People aren’t flavors you can choose from, you either like them or you don’t.
Craig: I would rather stay lonely than be with Clyde, I refuse to use him for my own selfish bullshit.