what if instead of wildercraig canon it was mapkeeper canon
World peace would be achieved.
But in all seriousness, there would be less complaints over Craig's ship being out of blue/rushed, and maybe Jason and Craig's relationship would have a tad more build up. Thats just what I think.
wildernessa/craig n craig/jason ramblings below. read at your own risk 🙏🙏
no bc jason's my lil guy n him n craig should hold hands. he is annoying. he is mean. he gets a redemption arc like 2 too many times what's up w that. they restart their relationship in scoutguest what's up w that. ik it's episodic but c'mon. they have great chemistry like sometimes when the writers aren't COWARDS.
n yk what. i do not like craig n wilderness but like,,,, why didn't she get a multiple episode redemption arc w her relationship w craig? she didn't nearly have as many things to work out yeah but why is she only getting redeemed when she needs to fall in love w craig PRONTO??? it feels like it comes out of nowhere for me. i wish i could like her but their relationship feels like a stain on the character SHOULD'VE had first. there's no build-up!!! no suspense!!! no clues or hints!!!
maybe it's js me cause i liked how they did it w jason (kinda. sorta) but she deserved that treatment too!! she deserved to become friends w craig n develop a crush then when they had REAL chemistry!! it could have been cute but it js leaves me looking at literally every other character like,,,, "even you had more development n chemistry w craig???" it's so weird!! (*cough* sparkle cadet *cough*) n in the future episode it's like he doesn't. even. like her??? he's all "man i'm lonely w no friends n i'm dating wildernessa but i'm lonely tho" at least she keeps her love of nature (n still having that sort of arrogance towards craig?? not even played as a cute teasing thing?? maybe that was js me guys) justice for my girl fr 😭😭 she also honduran to me so more justice 🙏🙏
anyway she should've dated kelsey n stacks in a polycule ok where'd you guys get those tomatoes
"Sorry, babe, I know we scheduled this play date a week ago, and you were really excited for it bc you got to bring Vitamin, but my mind is destroyed."
“Yes, Jason, that was thunder. Do you know what happens sometimes when it rains?” Craig asks, as condescending as he can make himself. “Thunder happens. Did the weatherman not tell you that, either?”
Jason stares him down, eyes squinted, before he grimaces, grits his teeth, and groans. “Well, now I can’t leave.” He crosses his arms. “You better not complain too much, ‘cause we’re going to be stuck with each other for a while.”
aka Craig and Jason spend a thunderstorm in the Stump.
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