#craisposting

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Talyn honest to god Rataouilles Crais in Green Eyed Monster what the hell

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CRAAIS THERE'S A DEAD LIEUTENANT IN YOUR OFFICE oh hey how did that get there CRAAAAIS WHAT DID YOU DO me uh I did not do this EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED CRAIS I've never seen her before in my life WHY DID YOU KILL LIEUTENANT TEEG CRAAAIS I do not kill people that is my least favourite thing to do TELL ME CRAIS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE I CAME IN HERE alright well I was sitting in my office YES reading a report on the escaped leviathan GO ON and uh well Lieutenant Teeg walked in OKAY so I went up to her YES and I snapped her neck like it was a lollipop stick CRAAAIS THAT KILLS PEOPLE oh well I didn't know that HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT yeah I'm in the wrong here. I suck WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CRAIS well I'm hunting an innocent man in a misguided quest for vengeance and murdered a loyal colleague in cold blood. so that's two things.

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Me: Crais better hope he never sees me because I will get his ass for taking Moya's son away I hate him I hate him I hate him

Also me: omg when he turned off his spaceship son :( :( saddest thing I've ever seen :( :( :( he loves his large war criminal son

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The time Crais went for a spin in the Naughty Chair was very healing for me

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Crais would never in a million years walk around Talyn in his pyjamas, but imagine if he did. Stomping around, fists clenched, in his comfiest hello kitty flannelette PJs

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TALYN NO

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I’m writing a bittersweet Crais and Talyn fic because 20 years ago Lani Tupu imbued the phrase “on the contrary, Talyn, you are very brave” with over 3000 emotions and I haven’t been the same since.