#crappy text posts

[unfathomableid]

Me: *Makes a simple dinner two nights in a row

Me: “I’m so fucking domestic.”

[dxrlinng]

I hate that you can't do this on mobile "(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ"

[waggyballs-blog]

i wanna write something today but i don't know what to write.

i'm never going to be an author like this,

"how's that book coming becca? what's it about?"

"so far it's about the impenetrable blankness of a Word document."

"oh. well. that's...great."

[marrzkat-blog]

So my job interview went shitty as hell ; ___ ; 

[slowdancingwithdemons]

Do you ever just see a post thinks to yourself "wow this probably doesn't even have 10 notes, it doesn't even deserve one" and you look down and see it has thousands?

[alcoholicchastitybelt]

*rolls eyes* *rolls away from responsibilities*

[alcoholicchastitybelt]

when one of my headphone speakers stop working i always assume that i went deaf in that ear before i consider that the headphones broke

[alcoholicchastitybelt]

it makes me so mad when u get to the end of ur frosted mini wheats and all those stupid ass individual grains fall out