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This is when I crush the craps table in my very first roll 🎲 with a two-way action to make sure my dealers get paid as well. I asked for a horn-high 12 for $5 they said I cannot do it for $5, then they said it must be a minimum $8 bet. I said ok! And rolled midnight on them for a sweet payout. Buy in for $100 and out for $250 #Britishpounds #BINK #Crapshit #rungood (at The Hippodrome Casino) https://www.instagram.com/p/B45jHSeATQq/?igshid=ko4a3i7g9zoi

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How am I supposed to believe in FOREVER when everything goes TEMPORARY?

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Wishlists for butts

Okay so I have a lot of wishlist stuff on amazon and etsy, over 200+ items on both, That's not all for holiday stuff, That is because I am a piece of shit who has constantly blanked on knowing what I wanted every year for my birthday, so I am pre-wish-listing every single thing I've wanted for a really long time, so that the next time some douchebag (my mother) asks me what I want for my birthday, I will be fucking prepared.

A sob story: I actually love gifts, I never get them though. My father comes from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses and they never celebrated Christmas, So my dad grew up into not celebrating christmas, As he started his own family he didn't celebrate it for his own reasons, I think we had one christmas but I was too young to remember it. So I never really got to experience the TV movie magic of the season. Jehovah's Witnesses never celebrate birthdays either, My dad broke that tradition of not celebrating birthdays when he left the Truth/Kingdom Hall.. But we've always been broke ass bitches so it's sort of been hard for gift-giving to happen even on birthdays, There was always the occasional gift which was nice, It made me appreciate it more, I suppose.

But also since the holidays are coming up and I was going to share anyway, I'll share these fabulous little lists of mine:

Amazon: (I'm not finished with this one though, I still have bullshit art crap to put on it) Etsy Walmart

That's butts.

NOTE TO PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BUY THE GIFTIES FOR THE BABYKRAGGON: I don't have my address attached to the amazon wishlist, so if you wish to buy something for me, Just send me a message asking for my address and make sure I know you're not a creepy stalkerrapistevilperson and I'll give it to you and you can send it to my house, izzle.

NOTE TO STUPID ANONS: I am not "begging" for people to buy shit for me from my wishlists, so don't come in my ask box and tell me to get a job, or to kill myself or to stop "scamming people" whatever that means, I am simply sharing them in case anyone wants to bless me with a gift or whatever, I 100% offer to return the favor when I am not a broke ass bitch.

So if you even think about telling me off, go shove a plunger up your ass.