So basically I started playing Hogwarts Legacy and so far I've played five hours even though I got the game a while back. I've already become a slight Sebastian simp and I'm kinda upset about it but that's okay because look at him and tell me you're not in the same boat as I am:
i hate it when ppl are genuinely so funny. like why did you come up with that joke before me? how did you come up with that? fuck you. where do you even store these side-splitting jokes? “oooh, look at me! i deliver witty one-liners and well-executed jests like it’s as easy as breathing! laugh at my humorous quips, you tragic, slow-witted, humorless sheep!” that’s you. that’s what you sound like. i hate your guts. your witty, ingenious guts. if you’re funny, consider this a warning.
The three clones began their journey through the forest, seeking Urogi and, more importantly, you. As time passed, two of the clones grew restless and impatient.
"Ugh where did Urogi take her?!?! i wanna have her nowwww!!" "Shut up you idiot there could be more demon slayers here waiting to get us!!!" "Can you two stop arguing it's making me sad I just wanna find her.." "Shut up you stupid crybaby!!"
They halted their walk and engaged in a childish argument, when abruptly they heard you cry out in pain. They turned around and observed you being pursued by Urogi. "Hahahaaaa!! Keep running darling you're make this even more fun for me!! You were attempting to return to the location where your siblings were, however, it was quite challenging to make significant progress due to Urogi's rapid flight in pursuit of you.
Karaku's half smile turned into a sinister, malicious, and sadistic smile "Ahh~ looks like we're playing a game of cat and mouse!! Hahaha!!. The three clones began running after Urogi in an attempt to apprehend you. "Are you fu*king serious right now?! Dealing with one of them was enough, but all four of them?!?!" You think to yourself with a hint of frustration.
You couldn't really lie they all were quite attractive, you slightly blush at the thought of their looks, However, you promptly dismissed that thought and began sprinting more quickly. Your sole desire was to locate your siblings or, at the very least, have faith that they were okay.
TIMESKIP CUZ IDK WTF TO DO ANYMORE!!
After a seemingly endless pursuit, you finally reached the building where your siblings were located. Fortunately, it appeared that the clones had stopped chasing you. The building was now shrouded in fog and severely damaged, making it difficult to see anything.
You continued to step over large pieces of rubble in an attempt to locate your siblings. "TANJIRO!! NEZUKO!!" You called out their names with a sense of urgency, hoping to find them, but unfortunately, you were unable to do so. You could not see them anywhere. The fog finally disappeared, but unfortunately, you were still unable to find their location. "Are they even here....?" You think to yourself in fear.
"Please, don't tell me that they are..." Your heart began to race with an overwhelming fear that your siblings may have met an unfortunate fate."Miss Kamado!" You turned around and noticed a kakushi approaching you in a hurried manner. (is that what they're called? i forgot) "We found your siblings and took them into care they were found unconscious on the ground when we came!!" You let out a sigh of relief upon learning that your siblings are safe and receiving appropriate care. "Thank you for taking care of them I thought they died here".
You smiled at kakushi grateful for his help, and he blushed because of your cute smile (little did you know you and the kakushi weren't alone). The sky was rumbling with thunder now. You were confused because the sky appeared clear even though it was nighttime. All of a sudden, the kakushi was hit and electrocuted by a big bolt of red and blue lightning.
You caught him in your arms as he collapsed. When you checked his pulse, there was none. He wasn't breathing, so you gently laid him on the ground, as you put him down you recognized the color of the lightning bolt that struck the kakushi It was red and blue like the bolt that electrocuted Nezuko
"How did they find me?!?! I thought I lost them!!!" You have come to realized that the clones have discovered your location, and it is evident that they are quite agitated at this moment. You suddenly feel a pair of arms wrap around your waist, one of the arms go underneath your shirt, and it starts caressing your waist
"My~ you have such a sexy looking body~ Karaku exclaims as he caresses you. You're now blushing of embarrassing, but also pleasure because no one has ever touched you like that before. "Aww~ she's blushing how cute~" Urogi leans his face closer to you, and he crashes his lips onto yours, he kisses you passionately, and shoves his tongue in your mouth. You are melting into the kiss "Ah you seem to be enjoying this aren't you sweet thing?~ "Hey!! Stop hogging her you perverts!!".
ALR I'M DONE PART 4 COMING UPPPPP!!
(Hope i don't take a whole year to finish it like what I did with this one)
I honestly cannot believe that they have made a second season of Rings of Power. How? HOW?!? NOBODY liked it. I will say that there were a few gems here and there, but overall, it was BAAAAAD. And I am so annoyed that there's more of this now. STOP. WE DON'T WANT IT.
So, lately, ever since the new trailer for the newest Shrek came out, there has been a giant uproar about it. And shocking, it is NOT possible, but instead, getting massive hate. So, I just wanna give my opinions on the topic.
For those who don't know, this is what Shrek and the crew look like now. Many took ONE look and decided that bullying DreamWorks and giving it a ton og backlash was the right course of action. But, in my honest opinion, it's all bull crap, lemme explain.
We all know who Shrek is. A movie franchise that took the world by storm back in the early 2000s and was loved by all. It's a timeless masterpiece of the animation industry back then and had a unique spin to classic fairytales we all know. And the animation remained timeless up until it's last movie, not including for many short films DreamWorks released for the holidays, like the Christmas and Halloween Specials.
What's even more exciting is in this new movie, all OG VAs are coming back for their roles to bring back our beloved characters. But, people have seemed to completely ruin what was supposed to be a happy reunion. Instead, people focused on the stye for the animation and immediately decided the movie was forever ruined until DreamWorks "repented for their sin" (jk, but seriously, they act like murder was committed).
As someone who grew up with Shrek, I completely understand that the OG style was well loved. But, you have to remember that things are, unfortunately, changing. For better or worse. THIS isn't for worse. I understand it's weird that they changed the OG animation, but you have to remember that our animation industry has come a LONG way since before and we can now experiment and create things we couldn't before. (Tho, really, Transformers CGI back then? Gold medal).
Anyways, what I'm saying is that all this hate and bullying is completely unnecessary. And here's why.
First off, Shrek doesn't look "soft" or "too baby" or "not ugly" at all. He looks genuinely older, and as he should. He is the father of now THREE teenaged triplets. TRIPLETS. Also, the countless adventures he's been one to save who knows what time and time again?? Anyone would age with his lifestyle. People who say "But he's an orge, they live longer then humans". Just cuz they live longer, doesn't mean they don't age or grow. There's literally old concept art of Shrek as a kid and he was might to be skinny! I actually like that Shrek looks older. So, his eyes are bigger and more together, but look how small and separated his eyes were back then. It doesn't bother me, but I honestly never realized just HOW small they were.
Second, Fiona. People who "fix her design" by just reapplying makeup on her again, are pretty much saying she doesn't like pretty without it. Like Shrek, Fiona LOOKS older, bigger, she looks like a MOM. Heaven forbid she doesn't look the same as she did, what? Two decades ago. Again, mother of TEENAGED TRIPLETS. It's about time she got an updated look. She's been wearing the same princess dresses in different colors for years now (no hate), but come on. Fiona hasn't embraced the princess life AT ALL since she married Shrek, they LITERALLY gave up any royal ties in the third movie. So she doesn't HAVE to dress like a princess anymore she dresses like a mom. An ORGE mom. And I LOVE it. So those who keep giving her makeup, please, not ALL moms or women in general need it to be pretty. She looks beautiful in the new trailer.
Third, Feilica. The absolute hate she's getting drives me insane.
For those who don't know, Shrek canonly has three kids, two sons and his only daughter. As a baby, Felicia was born with blonde hair(-?) And blue eyes, like her mother. But, in the new trailer, she now strikes red hair and brown eyes, being a mix of her parents now. People went ABSOLUTELY insane that Felicia no longer has blue eyes and now many insist one of her brothers became Trans because that's the only logical explanation, right? Even if that was the case, WHY is it so important? People who complain that they ruined her with this design are such whiners.
First off, it's VERY common for babies eyes to change as they grow. Felicia could be one of them. Anyone who says "but it's a movie!" Exactly, it's a MOVIE! But it's ALSO a movie with semi realistic looking humans and modern logic added in every now and then. Is this REALLY so unlikely? I actually like her new look, I think it's so great. And all the hate of Zendaya voicing her, grow up. Yeah, I know it gets old when companies keep casting celebrities over actual actors, but Zendaya isn't JUST a singer or a celebrity. She is a long time actress since she was a child, she has the talent, the drive. So don't act like her voicing Feilica is the end of the world please. Be nice.
I'm honestly really excited to see what her brothers look like and if we'll see the other orges from the last movie. And see who voices them and their personalities.
(I also find it super hypocritical that people praised the Lion King: Mufasa for changing Kiara's eyes from brown to blue, because now she "looks like Nala". But when DreamWorks does it work Feilica, yall ready to call Batman on Joker. First off, Nala doesn't HAVE blue eyes! SHE HAS GREEN EYES!! GREEEEENNN!!)
Two characters who's looks I DIDN'T like, were Donkey and Pinocchio.
I'm gonna assume they tried to make Donkey look older like they did with Shrek and Fiona, but it looks VERY off to me. But then again, he's married to a dragon and the father of SIX flying babies, so, I'll give it a pass. But if I had to choose, OG Donkey forever.
Second, Pinocchio. He looks plastic, I have to agree. His OG design was perfect because he's a wooden puppet, his design fit the era perfectly. But that's just me.
One thing I'd like to adress is everyone praised the new animation style for Puss in Boots. The style was beautiful, the animation was gorgeous, the storyline was flawless. But can you imagine New Puss next to the old Shrek animation in one movie? People would have complained that DreamWorks didn't even try to update the look. Now that the looks have been updated, it's suddenly a sin.
He would of looked SO out of place while everyone else is stuck in 2011. The updated looks were necessary and are NOT as bad as they appear.
People who compare this new style with the OG Sonic Movie design, need their eyes checked. That first OG sonic movie design was NIGHTMARE fuel. NOTHING compares to it.
Overall, I think the new style is completely fine and it doesn't deserve the hate it gets. And if I find out yall bullied DreamWorks into delaying or straight up canceling the movie, I will have lost all hope in humanity because this is ridiculous. Yall have let socials give you TOO much entitlement and confidence.
