Ariga Crash Man and Ariga!Heat Man x human reader headcanons because I can't think of a good title
Fandom: Mega Man (Mega Man Megamix/Gigamix Manga) Pairing: Ariga!Crash Man/Human!Reader, Ariga!Heat Man/Human!Reader Form: Headcanon Requested: Yes (Requested on AO3) Extra: Yandere!Crash Man, Reader in Crash Man's part is the same Reader/S.O from my Quick Man x Reader hcs (if you want some context, you can read it). Reader in Heat Man's hcs is classmates with the same Reader/S.O from my Metal Man x Reader hcs. Both Wilybots here keep their relationships with their S.Os/Readers a secret because Dr. Wily hates it when his robots are in love. Metal Man and Flash Man are loyal wingmen. Imagine...
Crash Man:
That you're the same exact Reader/S.O from the Quick Man's headcanons. But instead of Quick Man being the not-so-lucky Wilybot to fall in love with you, Crash Man takes the spotlight instead.
To be honest, everything that happened in Quick Man's headcanons would also happen with Crash Man, but he's 10x more defensive and would go apeshit if someone asked him about his feelings for you, regardless if that person is one of his brothers or even Dr. Wily himself.
The first time he met you was when he and Metal Man were caught and forced to fight a group of robot police officers, including you and Ring Man. And despite the fact that most if not all Wilybots didn't have the laws of robotics programmed into them, Crash Man, along with his brother, left the battle once he found out that he was fighting a human, AKA you.
After the aforementioned Wilybot and his brother left, Ring Man turned his head towards you, voice tinged with disbelief and confusion. "Did they just... spare us?" He asked, not believing that someone like Crash Man spared you.
But there was more than simply running away because of you. In fact, you were too interesting for him to kill. Too interesting to be a mere anti-Wilybot weakling for him to blow up.
Fast forward to a few weeks later, Crash Man developed a repressed obsession (maybe even a possessive tendency as well) towards you, which... is kinda creepy if you think about it. Imagine finding out that the guy you've been tracking for weeks became obsessed with you, and he even started to stalk and assassinate your fellow robot policemen behind your back. And since he didn't have hands, you'd silently freak out whenever he tried to touch you, mainly because his drill-hands spooked you out a little bit.
He was too stubborn to even let out a single word about you from his mouth, or even give his brothers a single bit of information about his feelings about you. And even if he did reveal a tidbit of info, he was way too honest with his own feelings, but his brothers already knew this fact.
Heck, even Heat Man came up to him one time as well! Clearly concerned about his brother's feelings for you. But because Crash Man is both clumsy and catastrophic, he ended up hurting his own brother... which resulted in him getting reprimanded by Air Man afterwards (since Dr. Wily is too busy with whatever crap he's doing).
Eventually, the stalking and assassinations only got worse overtime, as you soon realized that each place and building that Crash Man destroyed (and also fought him in) had a hidden message meant for you. And what's even worse is that his brothers (except Air Man and Quick Man) were coerced into being his wingmen, to the point where Ring Man agreed with your father and older sister that you'd have to remain in hiding since you were at the risk of getting captured by Wilybots. And considering what happened in Mega Man 4 and the Skull Man arc, it's perfectly reasonable why they all agreed on that.
The truth is... none of that s*** never happened! And you helped him become somewhat of a decent person... for the most part.
"Remember, don't tell ANYONE about our relationship. Or even have the guts to cheat on me with another guy, human or not. Otherwise, I'll make sure you learn a lesson if you do..."
Heat Man:
Let's say this: you were looking through the notebooks of your classmates, flipping through every page possible; and for some reason, you found out that one of the girls was in a secret relationship with Metal Man, who was VERY infamous due to his status as a Wilybot.
And as mentioned in Metal Man's headcanons, rumors of Wilybots dating humans started to surface on the internet, to the point where it reached your class' chatroom. What you didn't know however, is that you were going to be the next victim of the Wilybot relationship rumors.
While he may be crazy on the outside, just like Spark Man (if you've read his headcanons in this book), he's a huge softie on the inside! Always adding a "cute" attachment and/or gif in every email he sent to you.
Whenever he finished his duties, he'd always send you an email about what he was doing, how you were more handsome/prettier than anyone else he's met or seen. Regardless if they're human or robot.
But there's a problem... he's absolutely SHAMELESS when it comes to his love for you.
One time, he accidentally revealed to his brothers that he was in a relationship with you, a human that was ALSO one of the classmates of Metal Man's S.O (AKA the reader from Metal Man's headcanons). Only for Air Man to reprimand him as well for being a reckless simp, as well as the fact that the second oldest Wilybot didn't know that several Wilybots kept their relationships so well-hidden that said relationships were only known by someone like Shade Man.
But he only knew of humans being in relationships with robots because of the whispers shared around Wily City, AKA every non-Wilybot x reader headcanons/drabbles (minus the platonic hcs/drabbles). But with Metal Man and Flash Man being the responsible older brothers, they had no choice but to be Heat Man's wingmen in communicating with you better and enhancing his relationship with you.
Despite the fact that you were way too focused on your studies, you heard from the same classmate that was dating Metal Man that her beloved Wilybot was being his younger brother's wingman. Meaning that she knows that you and Heat Man are in a (somewhat) long-distance relationship! But as long as Dr. Wily doesn't find out that his robots are dating humans, it's totally fine!
Also, remember the ending of Cut Man's first reader insert headcanons? Heat Man tried to do the same thing, only for him to accidentally get caught by the police and is forced to hide in your house, apartment, or wherever you live. And I'll leave what happens afterwards to your imagination (if you want).
"Wait... you liked it? As in really liked it?? Aw yeah!! Metal and Flash were good wingmen after all!!!"