Last tear, I complained about Dollar Tree and Costco's ridiculously early jumping on holidays. I take no pleasure in this year's induction. It's June 29th. Dear Joanne Fabrics: what the actual f*** are you doing??!
Not one, not two, but THREE AND A HALF AISLES OF HALLOWEEN?? In JULY!?!?!!!
Joanne, now you're really f***ing with me. Not just a sale, but CLEARANCE?!?!???
I'm done. I got nothing more.










