#crastination

[the-epicureancure]

TIL that the 'crastinate' in 'procrastinate' derives from the Latin for 'belonging to tomorrow'. I wasn't even procrastinating at the time.

[emq-blog]

This is the part where I lose my voice the week I set myself up to record some videos I’m too excited about making.ROAR. jk I can only squeak  SoO I guES This is another chance for another prep week!!!! I NEVER PREP wow  aah I’ll surprise the people. 

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There will be lots of coffee involved this week because I have 6am appointments Monday through Friday! I will do my best to keep the craaazy characters to a minimum as I understand some literally pain at the sight of some things. PLEASE let me KNOW if you have a hashtag you’d like me to use when I mention certain topics or use characters, brightness, gifs, that make you crazy. This would in theory make tha blogging and vlogging a better place because everyone can relax, nobody has to censor themselves, and we can all drink our coffee in peace not on edge worried about being (you called it) triggered.  There will be lots of coffee AND body talk involved in probably most of my videos, but specifically the next 4 videos.    so like I think it would be a good idea to Anonymously write in telling me what words make you feel the most comfortable. There is no need to say the words you don’t like. There are a few I won’t use because I don’t identify with them either!! Pretty soon I’ll post what these vids are about so if you want to write in again afterward or wait til then, that’s cool. I just know that nobody will read anything longer than this like if you even get this far, like the post lol why do I set myself up for failure I am not lit. jk i am af wb<3

Click here to help me help you; for example: 

hey em when and if you talking about ______, that’s the word that makes me the most comfortable for some reason” (u don’ have to tell me y)

this is irrelevant, but __________________________________” (ily)

i always use the word _________” 

will you go out with me?

don’t fffffcking say “_____________’’ or i will unsubscribe ....  don’t forget to click the Anonymous because I want to use these answers some day somewhere. if you DO want your name mention, TELL MEH

I really f___g hate it when people get annoyed that they have to pause the TV if someone wants to ask them a question, like, it’s Housewives of Bever- nobody gives. I am a human. Is this a cast iron skillet?

BEHBEH,

have you heard the one about the bullfighters in the quicksand??

I love you,      Emery

[lucy-ferguson]

HOLY CANOLES

its New Years eve and i've done almost nothing productive since the last new years eve. holla.

[madamehardy]

I have fic fear

If you see me reblogging things scold me and tell me to go back to the non-Internet window

also I am MadameHardy on QuizUp, just sayin'

[jameswithb]

i should be writing my CV... instead i am re-blogging photos of an old granny going down a stair-lift with the captions "its going down, i'm yelling timber" this is procrastination 101

[aikapika]

Procrastination

Ugh! I need to study this history of America shit and I'm sitting on tumblr. Blahhhhhh

[nobodytheindian]

I really must sleep. But how can one sleep when there's so much to be done? Things like this. And this. But that requires preparation. Like lists of ingredients. And a good nights sleep. I really must sleep. But how can one sleep when...?

[buellette]

i can hear my neighbors doing the do, how am I expected to write