Oct 22, 2023
STOP THROWING CRABS AT ME
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STOP THROWING CRABS AT ME
AU 2016 ARPU 48806
So this bird landed on my house, pure white, obviously bred, and it has two tags, a plain orange one, and a red one stating the above. He landed yesterday, mom and I felt bad, we think he's lost, we gave him a granola bar and bread. He stayed the night sleeping on our roof. I woke up this morning to him OUTSIDE MY WINDOW. I think "Huh, that's neat. Poor baby must be thirsty." So I went out and gave him water and bread. I sat out there for an hour, me and this bird just chillin. He seems to like the granola leftovers more than the bread so I went inside and grabbed another granola bar. I came back and sat and he ran over to me and starts pecking at my jeans. I tell him to stop as I break up the granola and toss it on the ground, he is excited about SOMETHING, he stole an entire half of the granola bar, and then proceeded to continue his attack on my pants. I tell him stop and I got up to go inside. He followed me right to the door and now he WONT LEAVE. He's PECKING at the DOOR! He's flying and scratching at it! Someone help?!??
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Alan Davies on Hey Hey it’s Saturday, 1995