#crazyassmontezuma

[scornedsatori]

"Taoists?" Satori's third eye peers into the mind of the Aztec leader. "It seems at this point you are making enemies of far more than the taoists." A smile creeps on to her face. "You've declared open war, been threatened by the most powerful being in gensokyo and if you pull back now your head is at risk for demonstrated cowardice."

The pink haired young woman sits down in her armchair as a winged girl pulls out another one and places it opposite of her, the smile never fading from her face. "Have a seat, as the one tending to the souls of the dead I believe I might be able to grant you some assistance."

[yukarimayohigafhtagn-archiv-blog]

crazyassmontezuma replied to your post: “Greetings! I am Montezuma II of Azteca. I don’t suppose I could request your help with dealing with the Taoist heathens?”

For the first time in a long time, Montezuma knew fear. Fear was a hundred thousand eyes staring at you, unable to make a sound. Fear was Yukari Yakumo enraged. “I-I-I a-apolog-gize,” he stammered, “but I c-cannot. I s-simply cannot.”

"...why?"

And still she moved, their noses touching. Her violet eyes locked into his, peering into this human that had stumbled in something far over his reach. She felt pity, somewhat: a sting of compassion for this poor man that had believed to be great, while he wasn't. Not here.

"I am not going to chase you or your man away. Gensokyo is a land of exiles. It accepts anything and anyone. It is my land, though, that I oversee and protect. I will not see it burn. If I need to, I will make your warriors into dust and limed bones, and you will see them fall as one, great sacrifices on the altar of calm.

I do not want to..."

Her lips curled, almost imperceptibly, in a soft smile, while a small whisper ended that thought.

"...but I will."

[asknueidentified]

crazyassmontezuma replied to your post: “I am pleased to meet you, Nue Houjuu! Let us each sacrifice fifty thousand to celebrate this auspicious occasion.”

“It is no worry. In my lands of Azteca, well over 10 million slaves stand ready for sacrifice. You may take as many as you wish.”

"I'll have to take a rain check on that.  I'm not sure if the local war goddess does or doesn't accept human sacrifices   And I'm kinda dating her priestess so I don't want to offend her."

[asknueidentified]

"I am pleased to meet you, Nue Houjuu! Let us each sacrifice fifty thousand to celebrate this auspicious occasion."

"Sound's like a plan, although I'm not sure where your going to find that many people.  The only human's around here are in the village, and they're under the protection of one very dangerous phoenix."

((Oh god, ever since I saw your blog, I can't get what if civilization had lyrics out of my head.))

[redwhitemaiden]

"The treacherous Taoists must be punished for their offences against civilization, Reimu Hakurei! I assume we can count on your assistance?"

"S-sure? That doesn't sound too bad, I guess! Wait, wait, what did they do? You can't just go around slaughtering people because you feel like it, you know. Messes with the balance of stuff."

[redwhitemaiden]

"Azteca graciously acknowledges your friendship, Reimu Hakurei."

"A-aaaahhhh..! All those people, gone!!"

[redwhitemaiden]

"I am pleased to meet you, Reimu Hakurei! Let us each slaughter fifty thousand slaves to celebrate this auspicious occasion."

"...uh..."

(("YEAAAAHHHhhoh wait were we not gonna do that?"))