My Favorite Past-time
Dear Yourself,
My favorite pastime is when I find out someone's not only been lying to me, but that they are a compulsive liar. I never say nothin' because I just like to see how far they'll go. It's insane the shit they make up.
Amiably,
Me
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Dear Me,
Please do me a favor - get a hobby. Like a real one. Not whatever this is.
Slightly perturbed,
Yourself
P.S. - I guess this explains all the self-loathing








