Top 5 most expensive items only crazy rich people can afford
By Maya Egbo
Know the saying ‘You've got more money than sense?’ Yeahhh well you've got to be stupid rich to purchase these items..
1. Gold toilet paper...who says your arse doesn't deserve the finer things in life eh?! This luxurious gold toilet paper is fit for a King or Queen...or Kanye West lol. Grab yourself some queen, its only $1.2 million.
2.Gold pills that turn your shit gold too! For $425 you've literally got to be shitting me (see what I did there)
3. Theodent 300 is a Luxury toothpaste that uses an extract of chocolate instead of fluoride to strengthen teeth enamel . It retails at $100 a tub. Personally I'd be fine with a bit of Colgate but whatever floats your boat innit. Do you boooo!
Right lets switch it up because quite frankly I'm tired of seeing all this gold!
4. If you're having a bad day then don't look because this Joe Malone candle worth $470 is due to make you want to punch something. What makes it different to a regular non branded land of IKEA candle??? Absolutely nothing.. well, apart from the fact that is called ‘ Joe Malone’
5. Ladies and gents I introduce to you the Densuke, in other words ‘The Black watermelon.’ A very rare watermelon grown only on the northern island of Hokkaido, Japan. Think its interesting? Want to try a slice? Well this may be your lucky day because you can! Retailing for only $6,100 you can get this (exactly the same as a regular watermelon just black) watermelon for a hefty price.
I'm not mad at it tho.. I mean aftercall- Black is beautiful!