#crazyparrotlady

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tailgxted: It’s.

crazyparrotlady: As long as till calm female down.

[theraptorcage]

Trick or treat! Do you have any geese or chickens? I love your blog ^o^)/

I have a Nēnē Goose. They’re endangered and the only goose I find more adorable than evil.

[wri0thesley]

Nat can I get my boi formaggio please? 🧀 like for the headcanons thingo

Anonymous said:Formaggio for the prompt pretty please?

What they smell like: Formaggio might not always be the most hygienic, but he does try - he smells like body spray and a little bit like oil. How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc): He sleeps wherever he falls over; generally, that’s on the couch in La Squadra’s base. He’s not very good at keeping his own apartment, so he and his cat are a bit of a staple around there. What music they enjoy: Formaggio likes loud music that he can sing (badly) along to. How much time they spend getting ready every morning: Maybe ten minutes on a good day. He knows that he’s handsome and he doesn’t feel like he needs to do much to help his natural looks along. Their favorite thing to collect: He collects anything he thinks looks cool; at one point he had a collection of little skull decorations, but he had to leave them behind after forgetting to pay his rent on one of his many former homes.Left or right-handed: Left-handed.Religion (if any): Raised Catholic, but uninterested in religion as a whole. Favorite sport: He keeps up with football, but he doesn’t keep up with anything else. More than anything else, Formaggio doesn’t really like putting a lot of effort into things, and following sports requires more concentration than he’s willing to give. Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc): He likes the local food; he doesn’t care much for history, but he does like food. He gets fed okay in the base - if only because Prosciutto can’t stand it when they don’t eat - but there’s something to be said about the way you’re cared about and pampered in a restaurant. Favorite kind of weather: Formaggio likes warm summer days. In many ways, he’s a bit like his cat; they both fall asleep in patches of sunlight and don’t move for a few hours. A weird/obscure fear they have: Formaggio doesn’t like clowns. Why? Who knows. He just thinks they’re creepy. The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail: Formaggio is really good at crane machines, and uses it to flirt with pretty girls by winning them numerous stuffed animals. So far, it’s worked very well. 

[askprosciutto]

When Prosciutto's hair is down he goes from fancy man to surfer dude. You know what I mean, right? The surfer dudes in movies who have their hair down and run in slow motion with an ocean background and sound Californian. I dunno maybe we are on a different *wave*length I fear you might be getting board of this babbling 🌊🏄

Art by your’s truly. Sorry, I can only draw stick figures.

[lovehotelreservation]

I hope you are welll Chell! That big tiddy category reminded me of something like how mcfreaking uncomfortable it would be to meet La Squadra for the first time like Risotto, Prosciutto and arguably Formaggio depending on his lace shirt have their tiddies on display and also Melone’s outfit like how on earth can you keep a straight face meeting them and then there is Ghiaccio who looks like he is the world’s angriest crobat and five seconds away from fighting everyone gosh that would be scary!

THANK YOU DARLING! I HOPE ALL IS WELL WITH YOU TOO!

I’LL BENCH PRESS THOSE MENACING CIRQUE DU SOLEIL MFERS IDC

THEY CANNOT APPROACH ME SPICILY WHEN I CAN ORDER THEM WITH BREADSTICKS ON THE SIDE

[imaginemetallica]

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Risotto uses thimbles as little hats for Metallica. Some times they're too big and don't fit, though.

[thalassarche]

top 5 parrots?

Ooh, this is tough. I’m going to disqualify the kakapo on basis of already having been featured in a top 5. 1. Palm Cockatoo. I like a bird with a sense of rhythm. Cockatoos seem to be very good at that in general, but palms are percussionists. They pick out a stick and then use it to drum against a hollow tree to impress a mate. And their greeting call to one another sounds like they’re saying “herro!” Also, that spikey crest and their two-toned tongue are some really striking features.

2. Kea. I love terrible menace birds. Kea are currently infamous for their habit of vandalizing cars in the New Zealand mountains, ripping up the rubber window frames and windshield wipers. But they are also known for attacking livestock, specifically sheep, and they also use their strong beaks to dig into shearwater burrows and prey on the chicks inside. Not what you usually expect when you think of parrots.

3. Red Fan Parrot. Also known as the hawkheaded parrot. These guys have some extreme style, and get the “red fan” name from having a crest that’s more like a frill around their neck of blue-banded red feathers. They’re colorful and they have some seriously standout aesthetics.

4. Dusky Lory. This is another case of aesthetics. It’s like they looked at how popular green was in most parrots and said “nah.” Lovely Halloween colors is the result. Also, lories are hilarious in general. I have a fondness for colorful nectar-eaters with bold personalities.

5. Carolina Parakeet. The fact that the land that’s now the United States once had its own native parrot that lived there in huge flocks from New York to the Gulf Coast and all the way west to Colorado is just quietly awe-inspiring but also deeply bittersweet to me. It was so very common that there was barely any measured research done on it, and as a result we don’t have a lot of data to examine in the almost-100 years since the death of the last known bird in captivity. It was most definitely an extinction due to white settlers, combining factors like deforestation, competition with other introduced species for nesting holes, capture for the pet trade, and their habit of staying close to a downed companion which made it easy for entire flocks to be killed or captured. Possibly a disease was also involved, because their decline from impressive flocks to extinction was within the matter of decades. We just don’t know for sure what really did it, but it’s appropriate to say that the reason is “colonialism.” To me they’re an important reminder to appreciate what we have, both in a conservation sense and in a personal sense. 

[assassinomemoriale]

Woah book of days looks so awesome :D I wonder what it will look like after all the events when it becomes different also what's your favourite route and stand so far?

It does look really cool!  I think the design for a lot of these are great.  The creators of the game put a lot of effort into making interesting looking stand designs, and it’s clear a lot of love and hard work went into this.

As for my favorite stand and route...I think Resist from Ghiaccio’s is my favorite.  The initial design is based off of old “personal submarine” style diving equipment, which is absolutely awesome, and then the full form is like a suit of knights armor which is also cool.  For the route, I would still have to say it’s Formaggio’s.  As cute as Pesci’s is, and as sweet as Melone’s turned out, I still like his the best.  Maybe because it feels fairly natural?  At the very least the route mad me feel like he’s the kind of guy I could sit down and have a couple drinks with, so overall I enjoyed it the most.

I may change my opinion as this goes on though.  I’ve been sort of busy, and I’ve been basically playing these routes as I translate them, so I still haven’t seen more than the first one or two events of the other ones.  I may end up liking another one more, who knows.