#crazyqueenkira

[dragonheartkyali]

A Conversation Between Two of My Friends Today

Ashley: I met a new friend today! He's Chinese and he's really nice.

Polina: Get it in, Ashley.

Ashley: What?!

Polina: GET IT INNNNNNNNN!

[dragonheartkyali]

"It's like a toothbrush, but for your vagina!"

-crazyqueenkira about a high-powered vibrator at a sex shop

[dragonheartkyali]

Polina: *strokes my leg with her foot while making a tiger noise*

Me: Polina, no.

Polina: POLINA YES

[fujikage]

Share 5 random facts about yourself then pass this onto 10 of your favorite followers!

I've never seen Lord Of the Rings

I don't like Reeses 

I wear a gold cross necklace I got from my grandparents at my communion

I have wide feet orz

I really like my hands. I think I'm just fascinated by hands in general, like if I like your hands you're instantly like 10x more attractive.

[fujikage]

Totally going to make Ashe a bloody punching bag in chapter 3 :D

HASN'T HE BEEN ABUSED ENOUGH?! QAQ

I MADE LINCOLN. I CAN DESTROY JUST THE SAME!

[forestelfsage]

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[re-linquished]

Congrats, Polina.

You reblogged a shitload of shit on my tumblr because I was still logged in on your phone... the sad part is one of my followers reblogged some of it. Thank god we have some of the same taste. xD