Summary: to which Rose can pole dance, and is teaching Red to do it as well. But ... they’re wearing dinosaur costumes too...
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“Fuck this! I can’t do this!”
“Yes you can!”
“This is ... It’s dumb!”
Rose gasped at the betrayal. How could dressing up as the dinosaur in memes and dancing on a pole be dumb! It was just unheard of!
“How could you say that?” Rose bent down to wipe no tears in his eye with a claw hand. “Aren’t we dinosaur pole dancer buddies?”
“I can’t even dance on a fuckin pole! And this costume is retarded! Yeah, I said it. Whatcha gonna do about it? Freeze me?”
“So testy. Bet Sans really likes making you cry in bed.”
Red sputtered, the heat rushing up to his whole head. He became a tomato head.
Snap!
“Sans will love this pic.”
“DELETE IT!!”
“Woah, Papyrus, where did you come from? Using caps like that—“
“Give it here you fucker!!”
“Excuse you! I get fucked. Not the other way around~”
“Shut up!!”
Rose laughed hysterically, running around and dodging Red’s attempts to grab his precious flip phone.
Two dinosaurs running around with a pole in the middle of the room.
This was ... exactly what Sans and Arrow walked into.
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Posted it here since there is kustard in here. :)
