#creation joke

[lifeofaurora-blog]

A different view on Creation

*Disclaimer*

This conversation is not meant to be taken seriously, it was a light-hearted and funny form of discussion that I myself and Shaun had earlier this morning. That and I must have been sleep deprived.

With that in mind, here it is.

Rora:

XD

Rora:

*puddle o drool* :U

Rora:

hey

Shaun:

-flood of drool- needs a side order of dew :3

Rora:

do you think the ocean is just a puddle of God's drool?

Rora:

XD

Shaun:

xD

from when he rested on the 7th Day?

Shaun:

xD

Rora:

Yes!

Shaun:

xD

Rora:

he went over to creation and went "Now go make me a sandwich!"

Shaun:

XD

Rora:

*drooooooooooool*

Rora:

"you all look tasteh"

[tiffanylynette]

The Creation

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?"

  The mother answered,

"God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made." 

  Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

 The father answered,

"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."  

  The confused girl returned to her mother and said, " Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."