The Thurible
I canât believe I had to actually sit down and do research for this incredibly self indulgent thing, Iâm not religious LOL. @kazewohiita , this one goes out to you. To everyone else⊠My only warning is mess, letâs hop on the gross priest train XâD
âFather Izaak,â a voice fretted as charcoal so carefully clasped between tongs sparked under a fresh flame, âplease, I can prepare that for you! I used to always help Reverend Father Tully withâŠâ The nunâs voice trailed off as the name left her lips, a visible sadness flashing quick as the reddening charcoal as she looked away. It had been some time since the passing of their last priest, but she like many others of the church still found great sorrow in it.
This didnât disturb the process by any means as the thurible closed gently, chain pinched between the fatherâs rich dark fingers to fan the flames within. He was a bit of a quiet man compared to the more open Father Tully; spiraled hair styled in a short afro, dark brown eyes that carried a certain warmth to them, not as tall as Tully, but broad shoulders that filled out his cassock nicely. Square jawed, a beautiful rounded nose, and the way he formed his words with each sentenceâŠ
âI like to do it myself. Makes me feel⊠More connected.â The priest explained, already shifting to hang it and gather the various scents to go inside. He paused to sniffle a bit, glancing over to her with that spark she had noticed earlier. It wasnât uncommon for a new priest to be chosen beyond their walls by any means, though maybe due to their last priest being there so long she was feeling hesitant. Something about how he carried himself today seemed sluggish, but her thoughts snapped as he spoke again. âA few things will be done differently from this point on, Sister Margret, though I appreciate your offer. Iâll take it from hereâŠâ Though she hesitated the nun simply dipped her head and left the room, leaving the man to resume his work and methodically fill a mix of incense into the thurible.
In her absence he began to rub his knuckles against his septum, squinting as the fragrance began to flow in heavy clouds of smoke within the room and invade his reddening nostrils with a smirk. âThatâll doâŠâ
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All stood to attention as music rose loud and true to the high ceiling above, the thurible swinging faithfully towards the pews with its swirling smoke. A few whispers were shared here and there as Father Izaak passed, some rather curious and others already passing rumors. Nothing too serious really, heâd been through this song and dance before. What Izaak was really focusing on was the sharp sniffling just barely buried beneath the echo of song all around them.
If one looked carefully enough they could see a tinge of redness around his nostrils, his upper lip carrying a light sheen to it. His eyes were beginning to grow red as well, and yet he continued to swing the thurible rhythmically, smiling warmly and nodding to those who met his eye. His nose felt like it was crackling with a heat intense enough to summon the devil itself, and yet he seemed excited as he got into position and handed off his rather precious tool.
As the air grew quiet and still he did his best not to clear his irritated throat as someone from the clergy stepped forward to introduce their new priest. His mind was starting to feel fuzzy and the cassock felt a bit too warm at the moment. And yet he still stood, smiling as the sensations grew worse, nearly missing his own name: Father Izaak Hartley. Nodding gratefully he stepped forward to the podium and looked to the crowd with a quiet but watery sniffle.
âWelcome, and thank you for joining us on this Sunday of celebrationâŠâ The priest breathed, wincing a bit when he swallowed back and found a sharp ping of pain. For the most part things were going smoothly, the crowd surprisingly gravitating towards his words and new style of preaching rather quickly. He was formal enough, but he liked to pace a bit, speak more with his hands, and pause to punctuate the meaning of his words a little more. On top of that the little jokes he managed to sneak passed the clergy got the crowd chuckling, and Izaak was quickly winning them over.
âIn John 3:16, we learn that God so loved the world that he gave us his only son. What greater gift is there, and what does it mean for h-hihhm toâŠâ His pacing stopped as his heart began to flutter. For a moment there was silence before his breath sagged, quickly dipping into both hands a harsh âhihâbTSCHhh!â Startled a few in the crowd offered him blessings, but by the look on his crumpling face it was too soon. âT-To give uHSTCHHH! H-HihâtSCHhhoo!â
He didnât mean to but a soft, savory moan escaped his lips, partially grateful it was harder to see how red his cheeks felt. âWhew, excuse me⊠Quite the entrance on the first day, huh?â A few chuckled so he waved his hand, his smile a bit more watery now that his system was rebelling against him. â⊠I have a question for you all. Doesnât it feel good sometimes, to let go and be yourselfâŠ?â An unsure murmur arose, causing him to half chuckle and stifle a few coughs.
âIâm not talking about sins of the flesh or breaking any rules laid out by God, but rather the gift he gave you: yourself. Jesus took our sins to allow us to find ourselves, but most live in guilt for that which we will always inherently do. They each teach us every day how to be better people, itâs just a matter of how⊠Ghâtshxx!â He managed to stifle at the last minute, though it was wetter than he expected.
Sniffing thickly he swiped a quick hand under what he felt was a growing mess, spinning on his heel with a bit of flourish. âHow we live by His word. Pleasure can take many forms, a delicious meal, the joy of being around oneâs family, even⊠E-EvenâhuhâtSCHZZzew! Ugh, a good sneeze, am I right?â He grinned as laughter filled the room again. âSong of Solomon 4:7 states: âYou are altogether beautiful, my love; there is no flaw in you.â So the danger of pleasure is not within your own body, or your own simple joys, it is in acts which affect yourself and others for the worse, beyond the call of God!â
This seemed to stir the crowd a bit, some of the older ones a bit thrown, but a few⊠A few he could see he had attention in a different way. A few eyes trailing as he so carelessly sniffed back and merely dabbed at his increasingly itchy nose with a handkerchief offered to him. If they chose to stare that was on them, but he wasnât about to give up his own passionate remarks and certainly wasnât going to step off the podium as a few mortified members of the clergy seemed to want him to.
Burying his nose his eyes screwed shut as he took a long, shuttering breath, a few tears slipping as he bobbed into the handkerchief with a few wet sneezes âHHEGTSCHH! H-HihâHEHDâJSCHHhhew! HeHâJESCHHhh! Hah⊠O-One moment⊠A-Almostâ! KhhHâ! HiihâtSCHHHhhoo!â It took everything in his power not to moan aloud as a visible shiver ripped through his body, crushing his nose with a squelch under the ruined handkerchief. Whether this was from a nasty set of chills or something more, hardly anyone could say. Though from the faces of members in the audience, there may have been some doubt as to whether or not they were fully honed in on his preaching.
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âThe body of ChristâŠâ
âAmen.â
âThe body of ChristâŠâ
âAmen.â
âThe body of ChristâŠâ
âA⊠AmenâŠâ
Through it all the priest managed to stand strong, no one managing to shoo him off even as he seemed to grow worse. The crowd was oddly enamored with him, his presence magnetic and mystifying, after all who could compare to his style? Each careful motion and charming flash of a smile glued the people to their seats, and seeing that he still took it upon himself to still provide this service to the people. He found himself quite amused as some shyly cast their gazes away, others boldly meeting his weary eyes or even dropping a quick word of wellness.
Their focus helped them see past the glazed look in Father Izaakâs eye, the wet sheen of his upper lip combined with the mess he kept sniffling back and shaky exhales in a fruitless effort to keep his nose in line. If only everyone could be impressed so easily though. As soon as the Holy Communion ended and people began to shuffle out he was tugged roughly to the back, the church echoing with the heavy slam of one of its old wooden doors as older nun narrowed her eyes at the sniffling priest.
âYouâre ill, Father?â
âNo, I believe Iâm Father IzaakâŠâ Sister Margret didnât seem to appreciate his joke, hanging the still smoking thurible on its proper stand. She was squawking about something or other as his eyes trailed ever so slowly back to the mischievous smoke behind her. He was always a little sensitive to such things, especially when he added a few extra things to make it smell nice and strong. A few extra scoops of myrrh in the frankincense, a little copal resin to really dig into the sinusesâŠ
â⊠Father Izaak⊠Father Izaak!â He was snapped back to attention as she grabbed both of his shoulders, looking down to see an expression mixed with frustration and worry. âAre you listening? If youâre ill or feel under the weather you could have asked to preach next week, or at least asked someone to help lead! This is serious, you made a fool of yourself!â
âReally..? I thought they rather liked itâŠâ He mused as he tried to bring a hand up to swipe at his nose though Sister Margret forced his arm down again. âAhâcarefulââ
âThat wasnât at all professional, not at all gracious! If Reverend Father Tully was present he would have known to pace himself, or ask for helpâ!â
ââH-Help, wait, khhihââ
âExactly! Is that so hard to ask, to plainly say out loud that you, the great Father, needâ?â
âHihâ! HihâtsCHHHhh! HeHâJESCHHhhâtschh, tSCHhh!â His head bobbed back up with a heavy sniffle, cracking an eye open to look once more to her. All things considered not the worst thing, but her clothes were certainly splattered and she was locked in shock. â⊠A tissue, Sister Margret? I would kindly like to ask to be r-released before Iâm forced to give another bahpt⊠BaptishhiihâŠâ Thankfully she got the hint, releasing him just in time to grab the soggy handkerchief again and bury a fit of wet sneezes, visibly darkening the delicate cloth in his hands.
When Izaak finally pulled back he was breathless, yet looked oddly at peace. As if God himself came down to offer a gentle blessing and a kiss to his warm forehead. Sister Margret muttered a bless you to the Father while he cleared his leaking nose. â⊠Do you remember what I said earlier?â Her head turned curiously to him as he neatly folded the handkerchief in his hands. âI said many things would change from here on out. While I respect the path laid out before me, I felt in this time of need the people of this church needed a true show of faith and dedication. A priest willing to be with them through thick and thin, to guide them without knowing each face, willing to put aside his own suffering⊠For the good of the people.â
Something shifted in the priest as he stepped forward to the nun below him, his smile still soft yet his stance more stern. âI wonât apologize for displaying my faith proudly, and for wanting to make as good an impression as possible. And from the look of that crowd, Iâd say I did a rather nice job.â The nun diverted her gaze with a huff, making Izaak hoarsely chuckle. âIâll do better in the future, Sister Margret. I can at least promise that much, though IâŠâ His breath hitched again, a frantic hand raising to catch his dipping nose, only to find purchase in something firm but almost silky âHuhâtsSCHHmphfâ! Ghâpmphf!â
â⊠Bless you, Father Izaak.â The nun lowered her own handkerchief from his quivering nose and sighed heavily. âThereâs no time like the present. I understand youâll be taking the former priestâs quarters in the courtyard?â Dazed, Father Izaak offered a small nod, managing to make her huff in amusement. âVery well, Father. Iâll ask someone to send you an extra blanket as well as prepare some food for you, while you settle in.â
â⊠Thank you, Sister Margret.â
âDonât get used to it, Iâm no mother hen.â
âOh, I wouldnât dream of it, Sister!â He playfully placed a hand on his chest, earning a short but true laugh from her. âOff to bed with you, weâll take care of things from here.â
âYes, SisterâŠâ No better timing in his opinion. As he departed one last glance at the thurible was spared, smiling to himself as the last of the smoke seemed to billow out. âThanks for the help, old friend.â He breathed to it, smirking as he reached both hands into his pockets and felt his fingertips brush against some âborrowedâ incense inside. With that he spun on his heel and made his way to his new quarters, the last of the smoke and embers dying with a harsh, wet sneeze echoing through the halls once more.













