#jk rowling

[destiel-news-channel]

does anyone know if it would make any sense to make a petition for hbo to cancel the upcoming harry potter series? any hope that we could get enough pressure/threat of profit loss to make them reconsider?

[capricorn-season]

[justalilwhump]

Stop engaging with Harry Potter. Yes the books, yes the new show, yes the fics. As long as hp has relevance so does jkr

[peppermintquartz]

I went to an art exhibit on sci-fi and fantasy art and had exactly three rants that amused my husband greatly:

Rant #1

- came across the Chung Kuo series by David Wingrove. Went into a rant on how the conclusion in the final book destroyed all the interest I had going into it because it was so devastatingly stupid an ending, and only years later I discovered it was due to some disagreement between Wingrove and his publishers and he had to rewrite book 8 to an unsatisfying conclusion, but by then all the passion I had for the series had died

Rant #2

- came across L Ron Hubbard in the sci-fi section and pointed a finger going "motherfucker was a grifter that started the whole scientology bullshit and now hundreds if not thousands have been harmed because of this fucker" and husband was like o...Kay and I was like kids! Teens! Trapped in servitude and abuse because his whole fucking church runs on secrecy!!!

Rant #3

- saw a display for Harry Potter and wanted to spit on Rowling's picture, that smug murderous bitch should be listed among the top worst people on the planet. Husband is very amused at how much I hate her because I used to have the book collection

[masquerade-of-mephistopheles]

Crazy idea which may or may not work but hear me out. What if someone disguised as a 'hate organization' and asked J.K Rowling for money to fund them before turning around and revealing the flashiest brightest clothing ever. Pro trans lives all along, and using all the money to fund every single organisation that she would despise.

[booksrbetterthanpeople]

JK Rowling posts upskirt image of trans woman while begging to debate her - LGBTQ Nation

Rowling posted the picture taken from below because the trans woman, she said, was "refusing to debate me."

… Her solution is to sexually harass a trans woman in the way she claims trans women harass cis women

I can’t pretend to be surprised by her anymore

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Apology

[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: finally my evil plan reachesss fruition Rowling: it'ss taken me yearss of careful planning but finally Rowling: finally!!! Rowling: finally we can defeat the sscourge of human rightsss

Rowling: firssst of all i'm not jusst going to sssue amnesty international for money Rowling: i alsso want an apology Kathleen Stock: a just request, dark lord Julie Bindel: no one has been more wronged than you, dark lord Maya Forstater: careful, dark lord! the other viziers plot against you

Rowling: i want you to find the guy who runs amnesssty international Rowling: mr amnessty or whatever hiss name isss Rowling: and bring him here Stock: i don't think its run by a guy called mr amnesty, dark lord Rowling: whatever, you know i don't keep up with thiss human rightsss sstuff

Rowling: i want to ssee amnessty destroyed Rowling: i want to ssee all the human rightss people humiliated, groveling in the mud Rowling: begging for my forgivenesss Rowling: right before the boot comess down on their throat Rowling: i am a beloved national treassssure and i demand my due!

Amnesty: the gender critical movement is fundamentally an anti-human rights movement Rowling: how dare you!!! don't you know how much money i have? Amnesty: Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it.

Rowling: finally, i will have my revenge! Rowling: you don't remember me do you, amnesty? Amnesty: uh Amnesty: of course i know you, you're JK Rowling, the famous transphobe Rowling: that's not all Rowling: look closer Amnesty: wait Amnesty: wait no Amnesty: it can't be!

Amnesty: you're that junior clerk temp receptionist apprentice part timer that we fired for writing fan fic on the clock! Rowling: HA HA HA YESSSS Rowling: AND I'M BACK! Stock, Bindel et al: She's back! Rowling: and I'm on the prowl Rowling: revenge would taste sso ssweet right now!

[many many years ago] Rowling: [writing] the best kind of wizard is a boy wizard Amnesty Supervisor: joanne do you have that memo about african genocide i asked for Rowling: not yet AS: ok well i need it soon AS: there's a bunch of genocides we need to deal with AS: i mean we're real behind on that

AS: look, i'm afraid we're going to have to let you go Rowling: WHAT!? AS: it's just that i don't believe that you're really taking these genocides seriously AS: since you started working here, we've become really backed up on genocides AS: like, we're never supposed to have this many happening

Rowling: you can't fire me! AS: we'll have some amnesty goons escort you to the door Rowling: jusst you wait! i might jusst be sssome nobody now, but sssomeday i'll be a beloved national treasure! Rowling: like jonathan king or jimmy sssavile!! Rowling: then you'll be sssssorry!!!

[present day] Rowling: that'sss right, i planned it all out Rowling: every night for forty yearsss, i dreamed of thisss day Rowling: and finally!!! Rowling: REVENGE!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!! Rowling: anyway now sssay you're sssorry Rowling: alsso, here, kissss the ring