Podiatrist’s office: *is mostly decorated in pictures of feet*
Me: Yeah, I mean, what did I expect.
Podiatrist’s hallway: *Has a picture of a ballerina’s feet in battered pointe shoes*
Me: Unusual thing for a podiatrist to be a fan of, unless it’s a joke about why he’s in business?
Podiatrist’s waiting room: *Has a picture of a womans’ legs from mid thigh downwards, in very high heels. She’s apparently wobbling all TF over the place because she can’t walk in those shoes. There’s a disembodied male head in the background gazing at her legs.*
Podiatrist’s exam room: *Has a picture of a woman’s leg that is either stylized or just really clumsily drawn, in a painfully high heel, with fog wrapping around the leg in a way that looks like a chain and manacles*
Me: Okay, someone has a fetish. I really hope it’s not the particular dude we’re working with.