#criminalpurpose

[meowthdatsmyblog]

"I'll share the blankets with you."

Disney Movies Were Important, Very Important. They Were Especially Important When Played In A Marathon For Two Criminals In A Dark And Otherwise Empty Break Room For An Entire Day.

Meowth And Lyra Seemed To Have Built A Friendship On The Strangest Of Circumstances, Between Finding Overly-Friendly Legendary Pokemon And Becoming Trapped In A Torturous Time-Travelling Elevator, A Shared Love Of Animated Films Seemed Like The Most Normal Thing The Pair Could Bond Over, No Matter How Strange It May Have Been For A Pair Of Bad Guys. Well, They Were Supposed To Be Bad Guys Anyway, After Watching An Orphaned Baby Deerling Call Out For It’s Mother It Was Hard To Tell.

They’d Somehow Managed To Waste An Entire Day Watching The Cartoons And Not Been Questioned About It, It Seemed No One Had Dared Disturb The Two While The TV Was On And They’d Made Quite A Dent In Their Stolen DVD Collection. By The Time The Sun Was Beginning To Set, The Girl And Pokemon Had Seen Beautifly And The Beast, Cyndaquilla, Mulanturn, And A Little Of Everything In Between, How They’d Gotten Away With It In The Break Room Of All Places Was A Mystery, But Neither Bothered To Question Their Luck When There Were Musical Numbers To Be Quietly Hummed Along With.

By The Time They Reached The Pyroar King, Lyra Was Buried Under A Blanket And Meowth Was Struggling To Stay Awake Through Even The Most Upbeat Songs Like I Just Can’t Wait To Evolve And Kakuna Rattata. As Much As The Feline Wanted To Watch The Two Lion Pokemon Be Reunited And Catch Up With A Classic Romantic Number, He Found His Eyelids Falling Shut Every So Often And Staying That Way For A Few Moments Before He Managed To Jolt Himself Awake Again. He Was Just Attempting To Stifle A Yawn In The Most Subtle Manner Possible - And Failing At That - When A Voice Grabbed The Cat’s Attention.

"I’ll share the blankets with you."

He Blinked At The Girl For A Moment, Words Still Processing As She Lifted The End Of The Blanket Closest To The Feline In Offering. Once It Had Clicked, Meowth Smiled And Muttered A Drowsy “T’anks” In Return Before Climbing Under The Blankets And Settling On Her Lap Comfortably Like A Furry Hot Water Bottle. By The Time The Fire Types Had Defeated Their Enemies And Reclaimed Their Home, Both Rockets Had Dozed Off In A Heap On The Couch, Unaware Of The Large Pink Fire Bird Watching The End Of The Movie From The Window And Cawing Enthusiastically, He Loved A Happy Ending.

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Team Rocket Field Trips Could Be An Exhausting Thing, Between Almost Dying On The Way There, Almost Getting Arrested During The Trip And Trying To Make Sure They Didn’t Leave Anybody Behind Afterwards It Was A Miracle They Remembered To Return At All Sometimes.

On This Particular Occasion They Had Unbelievably Managed To Pile Back Into The Car In Relatively One Piece, Most Likely Due To The Appearance Of Ariana And Her Taking Charge Over The Crazed Bunch To Get Them Home. In Any Case, There Wasn’t An Unlimited Amount Of Seats In Their Chosen Ride Home, So Meowth Had Been Forced Into Lyra’s Lap For The Trip, Considering Some People Had Other People On Their Laps Though She Had Escaped Fairly Lightly With The Scratch Cat.

Said Feline Had Opted For Staring Out The Window Since They Were Sitting Next To One, Until About Halfway Through The Journey When A Weight Had Suddenly Lowered Down Onto The Back Of Him. The Cat Twisted Awkwardly Around To See That Lyra Had Dozed Off – How She Had Done It In The Middle Of The Chaotic Car Ride Was Beyond Him, But She Was Using Him As Headrest Nonetheless.

Normally Meowth Would Have Made Some Sort Of Protest Or Complaint, But When He Saw They Were Discussing Who To Throw Out Of The Car As A Sacrifice To Some Pokemon God That Was Apparently Displeased – They Really Had To Quit Drinking – He Suddenly Decided That He Was Perfectly Content To Be A Pillow For The Remainder Of The Ride, Provided He And Lyra Both Made It There That Was.

[thatguywiththemightyena]

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» Tonight, I’ll be cleaning.

» And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.

[dischordisms]

> Proton

> Proton no

> Proton why

> Proton you have scarred me

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[deceptivepsychic]

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(505):

I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.

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Sweet Dreams

2. nightmare where that character is trying to hurt you somehow

The Sun Was Just Beginning To Shine Through The Leaves And Branches Of Trees In The Forest, Hidden Amongst Said Branches Were Various Bug And Flying Type Pokemon Just Waking Up To The Day Ahead. Some Pidgeys Chirped Soft Songs On The Morning Breeze And The Grass Rustled Gently As Rattatas And Nidorans Scampered About. Yes, It Was A Beautiful Morning In Viridian Forest, Until Meowth Showed Up.

The Peaceful Serene Morning Was Disturbed By A Shrill Cry As The Normal Type Tore Up The Track Trying To Get Away From His Pursuer, The Pokemon Who Lived In The Forest Might Have Been More Annoyed If They Hadn’t Seen Him A Few Times Before. However, No Matter How Many Times Meowth Had Fled For Cover In The Forest, He Never Quite Got Used To The Layout Of It, And So He Almost Always Ended Up Getting Lost.

He Raced Through Bushes, Around Tree Trunks And Somewhat Ungracefully Stumbled Over The Odd Rock Or Tree Root, All The While Being Tailed By A Familiar But Much Less Happy Voice Calling His Name. Lyra Was Not Impressed With HQ’s Resident Pokemon Thief Today, So Much So That She Had Chased Him All The Way Here From Their Building. Meowth Had A Natural Weariness Of The Rage Of Girls, He Wasn’t Sure If They Were All So Hot-Headed And Dangerous Or Just The Ones He Knew, But Either Way He Knew An Angry Lyra Was Not Something He Wanted To See Up Close. Not Again Anyway.

She Was Certainly Determined, He’d Rather Been Hoping That Once He Got Out Of The Rocket Building She’d Have Given Up, But No Such Luck As The Feline Had Been Chased All The Way Into Kanto. For Someone Who Claimed To Have Never Been There, She Sure Knew Her Way Around It When It Came To Chasing People.

He Could Hear Her Behind Him, Twigs Snapping Under Her Feet As She Caught Up And Meowth Could Only Hope And Pray That He Wouldn’t Soon Be Doing The Same. There Wasn’t Much Chase Left In The Cat, He Was Running Out Of Steam And She Was Gaining, How The Girl Could Have The Energy To Beat Him Up After All This Was Beyond Him, But He Didn’t Intend To Find Out If He Could Help It.

Unfortunately It Seemed Fate Had Other Plans, The Scratch Cat Skidded Awkwardly To A Stop In Front Of A Large Gathering Of Trees Too Thick To Crawl Through And Reluctantly Turned To Face The Girl With Wide Eyes. As She Came To A Stop Just A Little Behind Him She Showed No Signs Of Fatigue Whatsoever, Meowth Was Panting For Dear Life Whereas Lyra Looked As Though She’d Just Sauntered Out Of Bed From A Nice Long Rest, This Didn’t Bode Well For Him.

“I Didn’t Mean Ta Steal Your Togepi!” He Exclaimed In A Panic, Holding His Paws Up As If To Stop The Brunette’s Menacing Advance On Him “I-It Was An Honest Mistake, Anybody Coulda Done It!”. Lyra Didn’t Seem To Be Of Quite The Same Opinion As She Reached Into Her Hat And Pulled Out A Fairly Large Paper Fan, Presumably The Last One Meowth Would Ever See If The Look In Her Eye Was Any Indication. She Raised The Fan High And The Feline Squeezed His Eyes Shut So He Wouldn’t See It Coming As He Waited For The First Hit.

And Wait He Did, It Seemed Like Forever Had Passed And Still No Pain Was Forthcoming. Eventually He Opened One Eye Just A Crack Out Of Curiosity And Found Himself Looking At The Clouds. With A Few Confused Blinks The Cat Glanced All Around, Apparently He’d Been Flying The Balloon In A Kanto Direction And Had Nodded Off For A Moment, And He’d Just Happened To Drift Over Viridian Forest. He Sighed And Started Climbing Up To Reach The Chord For The Burner, Making A Mental Note To Stay Away From All Togepis In The Foreseeable Future Just To Be Safe.

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((Lyra Is A Bit Difficult For Meowth To Get His Head Around, Because He’s Very Aware That She Was In The Anti-Rocket Twoip Brigade For A While But He’s Only Ever Known Her As The Chick That Beat Him Up Over A Moustache A Rocket. With Anybody Else He’d Probably Be Suspicious Around Them But Given Their Adventures In Mt. Silver, Toys R Us, The Hellevator, Etc. He Sees No Reason To Worry About Her Provided Nobody Draws On Her Again Of Course.))

[sadisticrocket-moved]

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It’s kind of strange, how he feels about her, because he’s totally entitled to hold a grudge and want to murder her in the most brutal way possible, ect, ect… Typical Proton things.

That being said, he just doesn’t and I’m not even sure Proton himself knows why. I think a good part of it happens to be the fact that Team Rocket is still around? If the events of HGSS had been the end, and they disbanded for good, I’m positive he would have ended up holding one hell of a murderous grudge, but as things are right now, I think he’s pretty neutral? As long as Lyra doesn’t bring anything up, then Proton is completely content with remaining silent on their history together as well. They’re on the same side now, after all. Though I don’t think he would exactly be opposed to the idea of a Pokemon battle some day if only because of his goddamn pride.