#crimmposting

[lichfucker]

omg I know I only saw your tags bc I posted the ID but!! dilf girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!! that's my dilf girlfriend who I love!

that's literally a tag I started using to describe the trent crimm gender envy I was experiencing HARD in 2021 (because. of course. how else would you describe it other than dilf girlfriend??) and it has since spread to become the tag I use for trent and a select few other characters who fit that same archetype (foppish and bitchy and overly formal, the kind of dandy queer men I base my lesbianism on), and similar gender/aesthetic/vibe posts lmfao. I even put my own selfies in that tag if I'm dressed particularly well fjdjfhd

but anyway yes. trent crimm the original dilf girlfriend my absolute darling beloved 🥰🤩🥰

[xrosevoidx]

thinkin about trent crimm and roy kent parallels.

[lichfucker]

remember when I was crimmposting daily. remember when my pinned was my trent dream counter. wish we could go to the alternate universe where s3 was good

[lichfucker]

also I've never been sniped as hard as when jd upon seeing trent crimm for the first time said "oh tess is obsessed with that guy," to which their spouse responded "I don't like him," and when jd asked if trent reminded him of ingot he said yes

[lichfucker]

s3 was such a fucking travesty I hate that it killed all joy or interest I ever had in the show. I never even watched the finale I just saw the one trent scene and said "that's it I'm good"

that man was a juggernaut for me. literally. like. for those of y'all who weren't here in 2021, it was trent crimm gender envy that launched the dapper tess fop revolution and made me start acting like I'm hot shit all the time. I sat outside my synagogue on yom kippur thinking about him and went, "I can just DO that"

[lichfucker]

haven't crimmposted in ages. I miss that bitch

[xrosevoidx]

no trent crimm x reader? cmon lads

[lichfucker]

[image description copied from alt text: a selfie of me, a white nonbinary person with shoulder-length wavy brown hair and glasses, shown from the waist up. I'm wearing numerous layers: a black and white striped t-shirt, an open red button-down with white polka dots, a bright blue windowpane blazer, and a thick black leather jacket. I have my head tilted to the side and I'm smirking at the camera. end id]

anyway we have arrived back at crimmcore. thank you mr lance for my gender