“Hello, Excuse ME for this sudden intrusions but I would like to ask you if you would work for me for free make a Collaborations with me please. It is a NSFW comic Collaborations. About Me fucking a horse princess from a kids show.
Her name is Luna and she is the Princess of the Moon or something. I actually just like her because she has a sad back-story and reminds me of myself. So the story is the following. Hyperactive, a pony version of myself is always surrounded by female ponies and Luna gets jealous of that. To test if he loves her more that those girls she is kind of raping him / offering him sex. Because this is the only way she knows how to find out if he really loves her. It is also the only way I know.
To look totally not like a scam I ask people to sign contracts before they even know what they get themselves into. Or what they are getting back from me.
And if they signed my contract: I do not need to get them anything because its payment enough to let them see my masterpiece of a fan story, which is so good that all those rude other artists only want to copy it or use it as their own, betraying me to steal it! This is why I am searching for the one pure hearted artist who is following the rules of my little pony to create a community project that will change - not only our Brony community but - art itself and the world.
I will have the right to remind and harass you forever because I haven't set a time limitation for you to finish it in a certain time. I did this to show you that I respect your time and you as an person with a job (which you can do when you are not drawing for me at the time and only if you have the need of earning money because you somehow cannot survive from the magic of my friendship!). So use your own free time which you normally would spend - miserably drawing your own Ocs and your own stories and following your little dreams as an artist because I do not pay you anything.
But this doesn't matter right? Everyone knows that artists are born to draw what people demand. This is why you cannot step down and take back your promise even if you realized that this project is torture for you and pushes you into depression or ruin. Only so I can post it on my tumbler gallery and tell the other thousands of artists which I gave the same beautiful story that this is not how I imagined it in my head and that they should do better to get forever rid of me.
If you decide to decline my great offer after reading the story please draw me one picture of my OC fucking princess Luna so I can get a small image of what my great story of the pure love between myself and this glorious horses could have looked like.
Please note that if you do not draw me anything you are not an artist anymore but a heartless lyer.
- Yours sincerely crimsoncolt a brony in need.
PS: Luna is THE BEST pony and she only loves ME. “
