#crimsonrpf

[asheville03]

im rpfmaxxing today. owen trying to absorb abolish and pyros rpf powers

[asheville03]

do you think abolish would have a sexuality crisis seeing pyro in that miku cosplay? he would try to justify the fact pyro just so happens to *look* like a woman, so technically means he’s still straight… right? [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

: anon in the wild 🐀🌿 (tysm for the special tag wohdjwidgejke)

Abolish has a sexuality crisis every time Pyro opens their mouth or even breathes. At this point there is no excuse but he will keep making excuses forever and ever anyways <3 He doesn't like Pyro, he just likes how pretty Pyro looks because they basically look like a girl, he just likes how they look in a dress because they look feminine, ignore his thoughts about riding them. Maybe Pyro should start flirting with him or something idk maybe that'd get him to finally admit it

[asheville03]

your rpf pyrogret art does wonders to this fucked up world, its giving me ideas of them at twitchcon (specifically the cowboys panel, those losers cant stop looking at each other <3) abolish should show pyro what a real cowboy can do if you see what im putting down

: anon in the wild 🐀🌿

i love pyrogret so much its crazy they make me sick. like look at them... theyre so in love its insane. i know because im the cowboy hat abolish wore at twitchcon i saw them kiss. i really really need to write a fic about them like all the hermitcraft rpfers write every time twitchcon happens because i KNOW they were fucking trust. just saying we all know cowboys are great at riding iykwim